Brit B*mmed to death by Zebra

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by happybonzo, Feb 10, 2009.

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  1. I'd like to believe that it's true but...
     

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  2. If only newspapers used terms such as 'bummed to death'!
     
  3. They would probably sell alot more papers.
     
  4. Has to be the daily sport !! ?? How did i know he would be from newcastle :roll: Fcuked to death by a zebra, wotever next ?? 8O
     
  5. "Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years"

    The filthy pervert...
     
  6. The sexual life of a camel is stranger than anyone thinks
    At the height of the mating season he tries to bugger the Sphinx
    But the Sphink's posterior sphincter is blocked by the sands of the Nile
    Which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile

    Just need to re-write it to incorporate middle aged Sheilas
     
  7. Your milked cow is giving me a hard on.
     
  8. Whilst milking at the weekend I very nearly applied one of the clusters just out of curiosity.
     
  9. Don't forget - a picture is worth a thousand words :twisted:
     
  10. But I stuck my finger in it and it sucked like futhermucker, which led me to believe its more of a mans toy.
     
  11. Thats just pure filth Dolly, people like you disgust me ! 8O