Brit B*mmed to death by Zebra

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I'd like to believe that it's true but...
 

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If only newspapers used terms such as 'bummed to death'!
 
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They would probably sell alot more papers.
 
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"Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years"

The filthy pervert...
 
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The sexual life of a camel is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season he tries to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphink's posterior sphincter is blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile

Just need to re-write it to incorporate middle aged Sheilas
 
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TopBadger said:
dingerr said:
They would probably sell alot more papers.
Your milked cow is giving me a hard on.
Whilst milking at the weekend I very nearly applied one of the clusters just out of curiosity.
 
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rickshaw-major said:
D0lly86 said:
TopBadger said:
dingerr said:
They would probably sell alot more papers.
Your milked cow is giving me a hard on.
Whilst milking at the weekend I very nearly applied one of the clusters just out of curiosity.
Don't forget - a picture is worth a thousand words :twisted:
But I stuck my finger in it and it sucked like futhermucker, which led me to believe its more of a mans toy.
 
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TopBadger said:
dingerr said:
They would probably sell alot more papers.
Your milked cow is giving me a hard on.
It just makes me laugh.

Maybe i'm getting to old and need some blue little pills then.
 
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D0lly86 said:
rickshaw-major said:
D0lly86 said:
TopBadger said:
dingerr said:
They would probably sell alot more papers.
Your milked cow is giving me a hard on.
Whilst milking at the weekend I very nearly applied one of the clusters just out of curiosity.
Don't forget - a picture is worth a thousand words :twisted:
But I stuck my finger in it and it sucked like futhermucker, which led me to believe its more of a mans toy.
Just put milk in my tea, all of a sudden im not keen on milk.
 
#20
A Brit tourist was bummed to death by a zebra
It wasn't Dashing_chap by any chance was it? :lol:
 

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