Brit arrested at Bestiality Farm

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spacehopper383, Apr 17, 2010.

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  1. Spacehopper383

    Spacehopper383 Old-Salt

  2. jagman

    jagman LE

    What do you do to the mice...........?
     
  3. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    Or even "What do you do with the mice"?
     
  4. someone get MDN quick!
     
  5. poet

    poet War Hero

    What's wrong with a little horseplay?
     
  6. kingburn_99

    kingburn_99 War Hero

    he has been detained....did you not read the story....tut tut
     
  7. And they say Americans haven't mastered the art of understatement.
     
  8. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    Even ugly horses need 'loving'.

    Allegedly.
     
  9. CQMS

    CQMS LE

    Presumably the mice are for those who believe receiving is better than giving.
     
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Well yes, but given that it's daunting enough if your girlfriend's ex was particularly well-endowed, how much of a mind-fuck must it be as you step on to the box behind the mare, given what she's used to?


    Did I say that out loud?
     
  11. BigPapaSierra

    BigPapaSierra Old-Salt

    Might take a working holiday in Washington seen as they are undermanned.
     
  12. Cab-scab

    Cab-scab War Hero

  13. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    Yes you did, but I don't think too many noticed.
     
  14. I had no idea that was s criminal offence. Is it only rape if you don't buy them a Blue WKD first?
     
  15. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    On the Canadian border? Anywhere near Labrador?

    So now a picture of your dog lying down looking cuddly is bestial....?

    I'm off to the quack.