Bristol

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#1
Off there this weekend, never been before. Come on then, where's the best places to go and avoid? Bear in mind I'm over 40!
 
#5
All I can tell you is that if some wretch suggests the Queenshilling as a destination of choice, be sure you really want to be there!
 
#6
J.D.

Nip over the 'old' Severn bridge into Chepstow will only take you 20mins from Bristol.

After Chepstow, have a drive up the Wye Valley to Tintern. You will not be disappointed.
 
#7
I once went out in Bristol on a Mon night-it ended up with this girl asking me to fcuk her in the ass. :D

Bristol is a top night out! :thumright:

Beware of the cider drinking locals though-they don't take kindly to outsiders stealing 'their women'!
 
#8
They all speak funny.
Especially the men, they may claim to be big rugby player types but they possess a very high pitched whiney Vicki Pollard-esque voice :-D
 
#9
JoseyWales said:
J.D.

Nip over the 'old' Severn bridge into Chepstow will only take you 20mins from Bristol.

After Chepstow, have a drive up the Wye Valley to Tintern. You will not be disappointed.
Sod off! My in laws live up there!
 
#10
What we all want to know is whether Bristol women are as well-endowed as the Carry On films would have us believe?
 
#12
Just keep on the M4, pay the £5.10 entry fee to Wales and go to Newport. Just as scummy, but slightly less chance of having your car nicked.
 
#14
As has already been stated, the Queenshilling is a must for a night out.

I spent far too much money in Wildcats recently, which was a bit of a shitter. I'd avoid it, far too easy to spend money.

The Hatchett is a good old metal/rock pub if you're into that sort of stuff, and coincides nicely with the post-8 pint visit to the Queenshilling which is just across the road.

Park Street and Whiteladies have a few alright places.
 
#15
Just avoid St Paul's unless you're fully qual'd on FIBAR and FISH.

Actually, avoid Bristol as a whole. It's a fcuking sh1thole. If you look in the dictionary* under fcuking sh1thole, you'll find it says "Brizzle, ol' chugger ol' but".

I'm not quite sure what that means, but it don't sound good.





* Not the OED, obviously.
 
#16
But at least it's not Wales.
 
#18
Is that where they film Holby? Avoid the place Jack. According to the telly, accidents are always happening on a grand scale. Like at that Albert Square place. Why don't these idiots move?
 
#19
the_matelot said:
I once went out in Bristol on a Mon night-it ended up with this girl asking me to fcuk her in the ass. :D

Bristol is a top night out! :thumright:

Beware of the cider drinking locals though-they don't take kindly to outsiders stealing 'their women'!

Sexually adventurous Bristolian girls go out drinking on week nights with donkeys?

My, they must be strange.
 

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