Right masturbators. I am taking my lethargically toned body around Bristol by means of attempting to place one foot in front of another in a very fluid and fast like motion (something akin to rapid plodding) on its Half Marathon on Sunday 5 September all in aid of Hols4Heroes. Contrary to popular belief I SHANT be sporting pink lingerie (thankyou bigbird67) due to chaffing (very uncomfortable). I will however be nude except for strategically placed attire in the form of nipple tassles. I have set up an adulation/fan/slaggingmeoff/club on Facebook linkything: http://www.facebook.com/Fraser71#!/group.php?gid=1324542430124718&ref=mf Please cough up phlegm or money (preferably the latter) it all goes to this very worthwhile charitything. Muchos nachos gracias SteveFablonbiffchitCramm type runner expert?