Bring me the head of Bin Laden

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by PartTimePongo, Jul 18, 2005.

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    Politically correct? Who cares :D
  2. Interesting.
    No mention of drawing and quartering?

    Wait for the outcry of al-Qaeda, amnesty international, international human rights commission, greenpeace,.........
  3. So, you've got this 59 year old, Presbyterian corn-fed mid western fella at the fag-end of his service, and his last mission is to decapitate somebody and bring their Schwadd back in a beer-cooler bag? :D :D I wouldn't worry too much about Amnesty, they're probably too busy p*ssing themselves laughing to do too much... :D
    I would suggest that whoever sent him on that mission had watched Apocalypse Now one too many times, and in the emotional turmoil following 9/11 allowed the boundaries between fantasy and reality to blur somewhat.

    I loved the bit about instant coffee. They should of supplied him with some Pusser's dust to use as a weapon: that has toxicity higher than anything else known to man...
  4. I don't know about him being "Presbyterian corn-fed mid western". I doubt he is.

    If only Amnesty had a sense of humour like that....