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Bring back School Milk...

I loved it.

For all those in the Croydon Shooting Thread carping on about how shit School Milk was....
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Ever noticed that since the demise of school milk, the 'matronly' teachers with huuuuuge bosoms also disappeared, only to be replace by pinch-faced little gingers with a voice that would sour yoghurt?
Just sayin.... those 1/4 pint bottles didn't warm themselves y'know ;)
 

ericferret

War Hero
Ever noticed that since the demise of school milk, the 'matronly' teachers with huuuuuge bosoms also disappeared, only to be replace by pinch-faced little gingers with a voice that would sour yoghurt?
Just sayin.... those 1/4 pint bottles didn't warm themselves y'know ;)

1/3 pint

School milk act 1946
 
I'm convinced that my insatiable lust for tits has something to do with us being forced to drink milk at primary school every morning between 1964 and 1967.
Well, what else could cause such an irrational urge?
 
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OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
1/3 pint

School milk act 1946
1/4 pint, Yorkshire tight gits - since forever.




You may be right, maybe I just had big hands for my age...
 

robins1

Old-Salt
1/4 pint, Yorkshire tight gits - since forever.




You may be right, maybe I just had big hands for my age...
1/3 pt when i was at school back in the late 50s. It was bloody awful stuff very few in my class could stomach it especially in the summer! The school even gave us some straws which contained some kind of flavouring in stripes wound around inside the straw like a barbers pole. (not that most of you will remember them) but it did nothing to improve the dreadful stuff! The only milk i can tolerate now is Lactose free skimmed and that only just!
 

Oops

War Hero
Ever noticed that since the demise of school milk, the 'matronly' teachers with huuuuuge bosoms also disappeared, only to be replace by pinch-faced little gingers with a voice that would sour yoghurt?
Just sayin.... those 1/4 pint bottles didn't warm themselves y'know ;)
Excellent correlation OT, if I may add the adjective 'smothering' after the word huuuuuge.
I suspect we're of a similar vintage, with similar experiences.

I wonder why I'm a leg and arrse man!
 
I hated milk, horrible stuff. Yuk. Took my bottle and poured it down the classroom sink (yes, I am that old) every day.
I always sold mine. You could always find kids who liked the stuff and who were willing to pay 3d a bottle.
That's 3 old pennies to you young'uns
 

slick

LE
Disgusting stuff, I can`t remember how many break times I missed in primary school because I couldn`t drink it fast enough. I always seemed to manage the last few drops just as everyone was coming back in.
I`ve never managed to drink it neat ever since then, and about 18 months ago gave it up even in tea and coffee. Haven`t missed it since....
 
Disgusting stuff, I can`t remember how many break times I missed in primary school because I couldn`t drink it fast enough. I always seemed to manage the last few drops just as everyone was coming back in.
I`ve never managed to drink it neat ever since then, and about 18 months ago gave it up even in tea and coffee. Haven`t missed it since....
It didn't help that the stuff was stored in crates right up against the radiator at my junior school
 
This is quite disturbing. A white haired teacher is toustling a boys hair lovingly with two other creepy looking teachers looking on with envy.
No wonder it was stopped.

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Scunner

Old-Salt
I loved it.
For all those in the Croydon Shooting Thread carping on about how shit School Milk was....

It was shit ! Crates of milk left to 'mellow' in the sun for a few hours, then we were forced to drink it all by vindictive old hags dressed in grey and black. I really struggled to get it down despite drinking gallons of the stuff at home. I found that if I put the end of the straw against a tooth and sucked the milk through my teeth, it tasted less foul than just drinking it normally through the straw. Might have been my 7 year old imagination? but it helped at the time...
I absolutely hated 1970's 80's school, miserable place run by bitter teachers who hated the kids. Another Brick in the Wall, summed it up perfectly. Such a revelation to visit my kids schools these days, happy places filled with colour and teachers who are decent human beings.
 

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