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Brighton Rock.

The Manager of the Brighton Rock Co. phones the Manager of the Bournemouth Rock Co. to check up on a guy who has applied for a job.

He tells him that a certain guy has applied for work and has said that he is a very hard worker and can make two miles of rock a day. Also, he'd never had a day off work in sixteen years at the Bournemouth factory and had never been late for work either. The Brighton rock Manager went on to say that the guy had told him that when a Foreman's job became vacant, he had been overlooked for promotion, so he had finished his shift, told them to stick the job and walked.

The Bournemouth Manager says. "Yes, he's a top class worker and really can produce two miles of rock a day, It's also true that he's a good timekeeper and that he's never taken a sickie in sixteen years. He wasn't promoted, this was mainly due to his quick temper which could cause trouble if he was a Foreman."

The Brighton Manager is impressed and says. "Thanks a lot for that, he sounds like just the man for us."

The Bournemouth guy replies. "You're welcome...and should you chance to come across anyone in the trade who would like to buy two miles of rock with bollocks written through the middle, please get back in touch."

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