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Bride is stretched 14 inches for her wedding.............

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheBigUn, Dec 24, 2008.

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  1. There is hope for all you stumpy fcukers out there! :wink:

    Stretched Bride..................

    No doubt she was stretched elsewhere on the wedding night! :wink:
  2. Shame, you cant stick her on there and spin her about anymore...
  3. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Oh...had her HEIGHT stretched 14 inches, i thought...... er, never mind, carry on everywhere...
  4. ...mmm, you're not the only one thinking along those lines.

    Another disappointing day in the office...

    :roll: :roll: :roll:

  5. Rodney and Chris, my day too has been ruined :D
  6. Oh, bUgger! Another dream destroyed. :crying:
  7. It would be marine she's marrying.

    Bloody deviants.
  8. Damn, and there was me thinking this was a thread about pre-nuptual fisting. Ah well.
  9. she can be squashed again after the wedding perhaps.
  10. Wonder waht else they can stretch?got me thinkin
  11. Mine streatched 14 inches after we got married - pity it was around her arse!
  12. Bet her old man is gutted. Before she was the perfect height for giving a bit of oral and to rest a pint on. But now? The long and the short of this story is.........................
  13. And the groom was stretched 4 inches