Brian, the wasp expert

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Brian, The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.

    As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.

    "Just Released - New DVD -Wasps of the
    World & the sounds that they make - available now"

    Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop.

    "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

    "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the DVD on for you."

    Brian, The world expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces,

    "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that
    they make and yet I recognised none of those."

    "I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

    Brian, The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.

    "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

    "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant.............



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