Brian and Janet

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The spark had gone from Brian's marriage. He came home from the pub one night, a bit pissed and trying to think of a way to re-ignite it.
    He was in the bedroom undressing, when he had an idea, he slid under the bed covers and up between Janet's legs and began to lick her. Soon she began to squirm and moan with pleasure, then, a few minutes later she lurched upwards in ecstasy as she climaxed. Bill then got straight out of bed and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth, he opened the door and was absolutely shocked to find the light on and Janet sitting on the side of the bath shaving her legs.
    "What the........." exclaimed Bill.
    "Shhhh" said Janet, "You'll wake your mum, she missed her bus
    and she's asleep in our bed. !!!"