BREXIT: The questions no one is asking !

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Why do men have nipples ?

Why don't dogs need toilet paper but we do ?


Why are sausages not square ?


Why isn't cat food mouse flavour ?
1. The general consensus seems to be that "the simplest explanation for men having nipples is that all human embryos start out with them, and evolution didn't get around to selecting against their existence on the male bust. Since nipples and healthy breast development are so closely linked with female reproductive success, evolutionary biologists suppose that the adaptive pressure to wean out male nipples wasn't strong enough." (Why do men have nipples?)
2. I suppose their feces are less liquid than humans', thus leaving considerably less remains in the anal area during defecation.
3. I recommend you take a look at how sausages are, or used to be, made.
4. How do you know what a cat regards as mouse flavour? Maybe to a cat any sort of meat tastes like mouse.
5. Possibly, but it depends on you only. The Greek prefix 'anti' has several meanings, one of which is 'instead of'. Antipasta thus simply means "instead of pasta", rendering any notions of cancellation by opposition unviable. You'll still get fat.
 
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1. The general consensus seems to be that "the simplest explanation for men having nipples is that all human embryos start out with them, and evolution didn't get around to selecting against their existence on the male bust. Since nipples and healthy breast development are so closely linked with female reproductive success, evolutionary biologists suppose that the adaptive pressure to wean out male nipples wasn't strong enough." (Why do men have nipples?)
2. I suppose their feces are less liquid than humans', thus leaving considerably less remains in the **** area during defecation.
3. I recommend you take a look at how sausages are, or used to be, made.
4. How do you know what a cat regards as mouse flavour? Maybe to a cat any sort of meat tastes like mouse.
Can we have a 'king 'smart arrse' button?
 

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Why do men have nipples ?

Why don't dogs need toilet paper but we do ?

Why are sausages not square ?

Why isn't cat food mouse flavour ?

If you eat pasta then antipasta will you still be hungry ?
1. Evolution. We start as female in the womb.

2. Dogs don't have buttocks and are less worried about hygiene. Also, they drag their arses along the ground and we don't tend to do that.

3. Some are. The don't have a square cross-section because of the whole physics and inflation thing. Round is easier for nature to cope with when things are stuffed into other things.

4. Because owners buy cat-food and not cats.

5. No. The two cancel each other out. That's why Italians stuff themselves but still remain slim and all wear Armani. The effect wears out once they hit 35 and they turn into hairy ippopotamo (that there's your genuine Italian for hippopotamus, that is).



Where do I collect my Brexit Political Advisor badge and the millions of Euros of expenses allowance that goes with it?
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#6
Why do men have nipples ?

Why don't dogs need toilet paper but we do ?

Why are sausages not square ?

Why isn't cat food mouse flavour ?

If you eat pasta then antipasta will you still be hungry ?
If we do BREXIT, how will we access the German "Gentleman's Instructional Videos" that we've all become so used to? I don't think half of ARRSE will be able to operate unless they've had their hourly fill of latex-clad piss porn.
 
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2. Because they can lick their anus'*, we can't. Also the lack of hands would make tearing a sheet off a bit tricky.

*Anii?
... and they are completely unaware of the frustration experienced when the perforations don't line up. For them lavatory paper only exists as something to unravel down the stairs in Andrex adverts to the delight of cooing housewives.

Bastards!
 
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