Breivik needs moisturiser

#6
Moisturiser is quite easy to get hold of. He only needs to pop out to his friendly local chemist or if there is one close to him, most major supermarkets have a personal care aisle where he can pick up a bottle quite reasonably.

Not a major drama is it! ................Oh wait! isn't he the chappy who is supposed to be in Sweden or somewhere!
 
#7
Moisturiser is quite easy to get hold of. He only needs to pop out to his friendly local chemist or if there is one close to him, most major supermarkets have a personal care aisle where he can pick up a bottle quite reasonably.

Not a major drama is it! ................Oh wait! isn't he the chappy who is supposed to be in Sweden or somewhere!
I think you're getting him mixed up with Julian Assange
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
Well done. Yet another internet hit for the spastic ****ing weirdo. On you go Anders. You are big on the internet.

One would imagine that moisturiser was low on the event horizon of the families who lost kids down to the baldy ****.
 
#11
Well done. Yet another internet hit for the spastic ****ing weirdo. On you go Anders. You are big on the internet.

One would imagine that moisturiser was low on the event horizon of the families who lost kids down to the baldy ****.
Rather harsh, Your Grace. Breivik also complains that his coffee is served cold, he does not have enough butter for his bread and - by far the worst violation of his human rights - the switches for his TV are outside his cell, so he has to ask a guard to change the channels!:omfg:

One understands that Breivik must be punished for his crimes, but I venture to suggest that such inhuman, degrading, brutal torture has no place in a truly civilized society.
 
#12
One understands that Breivik must be punished for his crimes said:
Oh really, I wonder what rights to life the 70-odd people who he murdered in cold blood, have. Personally I think a picture of each of those people should be hung outside his cell, a different one every day, just so he does not forget why he is finding it difficult to find moisturizer. He is a prime reason why Euthanasia is such a good thing.
 
#13
Oh really, I wonder what rights to life the 70-odd people who he murdered in cold blood, have. Personally I think a picture of each of those people should be hung outside his cell, a different one every day, just so he does not forget why he is finding it difficult to find moisturizer. He is a prime reason why Euthanasia is such a good thing.
Your irony detector has just failed its MOT
 
#14
Maybe he just wants to shout 'It rubs the lotion on its skin' while waddling around his cell with his c0ck tucked between his legs?
 
#15
I thought a male or transgender person's right to daily skin care regimen had been part of the Norwegian constitution since 1973. This is no way to treat a refined gentleman of the Knights Templars.
 
#17
Rather harsh, Your Grace. Breivik also complains that his coffee is served cold, he does not have enough butter for his bread and - by far the worst violation of his human rights - the switches for his TV are outside his cell, so he has to ask a guard to change the channels!:omfg:
Don't be too cynical here. These are the very points Andy Mac and Chris Ryan raised with the UN following their release in Iraq.
Iraquis and Swedes, who would have believed it?
 
#19
**** him. He's a great believer in the strongest surviving and all that Nazi shit, so set him loose in the Arctic, where he can try to make friends with Polar Bears.
 
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EScotia

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#20
All he's doing is trying to condition his jailers early so he can manipulate them for his own benefit much later on (better conditions, move to psychiatric care, escape etc). The IRA were masters at it.
 

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