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Breeding Bulls...
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> A man took his wife to an agricultural show and one of the first
> exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
> said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
> The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50
> times last year.”
>
> They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
> “This bull mated 120 times last year.” The
> wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a
> week! You could learn a lot from him.”
>
> They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
> capital letters, “ THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR .” The wife, so
> excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband’s ribs, said, “That’s once
> a day. You
> could REALLY learn something from this one.”
>
> The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was
> with the same cow?”
>
>
> *NOTE: The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to
> stable
> and he should eventually make a full recovery
 

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