Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by Poppy, Feb 21, 2005.

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  1. Breeding Bulls...
    > A man took his wife to an agricultural show and one of the first
    > exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
    > They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
    > said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
    > The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50
    > times last year.”
    > They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    > “This bull mated 120 times last year.” The
    > wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a
    > week! You could learn a lot from him.”
    > They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
    > capital letters, “ THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR .” The wife, so
    > excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband’s ribs, said, “That’s once
    > a day. You
    > could REALLY learn something from this one.”
    > The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was
    > with the same cow?”
    > *NOTE: The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to
    > stable
    > and he should eventually make a full recovery
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    If you needed help Poppy you only had to PM me.
  3. We'll take it in turns to play with your poppy, flower.