Breast of British ??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by padme, Jul 3, 2012.

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  1. Perhaps they should allocate some of the surgery for some facial reconstruction
  2. I would do them. All of them. In age order
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  3. They should have paid out for some liposuction, the fat cunts.
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  4. up or down? or does the granny fanny thread hold the answer?
  5. I am wondering who has paid for these operations. Haven't they got better things to spend their benefits on?

    Apart from that, what a sad bunch of fuckwits.
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  6. I'd like to know who has bankrolled these 13 operations. If I were a betting man, I'd wager it's John Q Taxpayer footing the bill. Tit jobs don't come cheap, and without wanting to judge a book by it's cover, they hardly look like a family of lawyers and doctors to me...
  7. Still, I suppose some of them at least would do for practice. After a few pints. And a bit of a dry spell...
  8. was anyone else astounded that this womans name was Chantal?
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  9. And what's with the pouting mong face? Are the Marshall slags members of ARRSE trolling for likely pervs who enjoy a bit of spaccer lurve?

  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Even the 14 year old? Who the fuck are you, Gary Glitter?
  11. They look like the sort of girls I could meet out on a Saturday night after a few jars, take them to a hotel, spunk over the breasts my tax money undoubtably paid for, and wipe my dick clean on their hair .. Slags
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  12. A hotel? Really? I doubt very much that any of these classy ladies ever made it that far. The ally behind the club, or at best the back of a taxi, is more their stomping ground I'd wager.
  13. And how many times has she been round the block already, 14 maybe, but it'll be like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.