breast implants

#1
hi, i want to join the army as a student nurse and i had breast implants about a year ago. will this stop me on a medical side of things?
 

Schaden

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#2
Well there's implants and IMPLANTS - we might need a pic before going further....
 
#3
Schaden said:
Well there's implants and IMPLANTS - we might need a pic before going further....
Yeah i would say that a pic would be needed.. just to be accurate. :)
 
#5
can't believe you've asked, you must post a picture, and we'll be able to tell you then
 
#7
haha im not a bloke or a wah.. and yes they are IMPLANTS but i am not posting pictures, theres enough tits on here already. (sorry, i couldn't resist it :oops: )
i've asked around and nobody has given me a straight answer, was just wondering if any of you know anybody in the army who has them?
 
#9
smiverz said:
haha im not a bloke or a wah.. and yes they are IMPLANTS but i am not posting pictures, theres enough tits on here already. (sorry, i couldn't resist it :oops: )
i've asked around and nobody has given me a straight answer, was just wondering if any of you know anybody in the army who has them?
So what size were you before and after? This would be a good start.
 
#10
Moodybitch said:
what exactly are you worried about?

Them exploding?

Interferring with assault courses?

Unfair advantage on the swim test, what?
i'm just wondering, i know that certain things can stop you from being able to join up. but yes i am terrified of my boobs exploding :roll:
 

Schaden

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
Hardly seems fair - I mean you got implants so that men would look at them and now you don't want to post pics because men will look at them?

Wimmen....*sigh*
 
#12
smiverz said:
yes i am terrified of my boobs exploding :roll:
You want to join the army. The army sends people on planes to go overseas a lot. There is a commonly held fear that breast implants may expand and explode on flights due to cabin pressure. You go and get breast implants.... Why?

However, if you want sensible advice you should see a doctor, not ask a bunch of sex mad squaddies. It is little surprise that the answers you get on here are of the "post a pic" variety.

Still, while we're at it, if you're proud of them why not post a pic for posterity? ........... Before they explode.
 
#13
i know, we're not creatures of logic but if i was to take pictures for men to look at then i would at least do it in a magazine where i would get money out of it :p
 
#15
smiverz said:
i know, we're not creatures of logic but if i was to take pictures for men to look at then i would at least do it in a magazine where i would get money out of it :p
Roberta, is that you?


Joining the RLC by any chance love?
 
#16
i think you would fit in well at my unit, as a lot of birds there have chests like pancakes!!!
seriously though i think you would have to ask at your medical during selection, no doubt the doctor will ask for a feel though!!!!!!
best of luck though!!!
 
#17
Souldn't make any difference. 2 birds have had them done at our place 1 before she joined and 1 while in. the stories of them exploding in aircraft are bullsh1t anyway.
As long as there is no ongoing medical issues you'll be fine.
 
#18
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Great story about breast implants, but I realised after submitting it, it could be construed as breaching doctor-patient confidentiality.
 
#19
smiverz said:
i'm just wondering, i know that certain things can stop you from being able to join up. but yes i am terrified of my boobs exploding :roll:
I'm terrified of any part of me exploding.
Which is why I don't play russian roulette with .50s :p
 
#20
I remember a flat chested clerk getting hers done (and the army paid for them).Don't worry about the money having been wasted, as the surgeon did a wonderful job of making them into very nice norks; and the clerk did a wonderful job of getting them out at the slightest excuse. When they were not on complete display she would wear tops that resembled very small eye patches.
 
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