Breast Feeding

#1
I was at the dentist earlier on today and I saw something quite disturbing (to me , but proabably a turn on for others) in the waiting room.

I witnessed a 2 and a half to 3 year old boy suckling on his mothers left, then right t1t. She didn't even attempt to cover her, rather large I must admit, breasts whilst this happened.

Is this wrong???
 
#2
Is what wrong, that she was doing it in public or the fact that you didn't get a total stonk on?
 
#3
yes it is.

did you get any piccies?

can you upload them :)
 
#6
"Is it wrong?" you ask.

Well that depends. If they were grey, saggy, flabby spaniel ears or something like two stale fried eggs on an ironing board, then most definitely, it's just plain wrong. :(

If however they were firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun, then the only time that would be wrong is if you failed to ask for a go! :D
 
#7
sheldrake said:
If however they were firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun, then the only time that would be wrong is if you failed to ask for a go! :D
Please tell me you didn't just come up with all that on the spot?
 
#9
Pete20 said:
sheldrake said:
If however they were firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun, then the only time that would be wrong is if you failed to ask for a go! :D
Please tell me you didn't just come up with all that on the spot?
Yes. Sitting here in the Ops Room, bored and just letting my mind run away with itself. Sad really isn't it? :oops:
 
#10
firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun,
Sounds like a google search for the word 'bosom', thesaurus, search!
 
#11
doomandgloom said:
firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun,
Sounds like a google search for the word 'bosom', thesaurus, search!
No, all my own work. If you do the Telegraph crossword often enough, you too could end up with a head full of grandiloquent, florid, verbose but ultimately useless euphemisms. :wink:

However, that's not to say I didn't sneak my nose into the pocket thesaurus I carry for the crossword! Just to check spelling, obviously. :D
 
#12
sheldrake said:
doomandgloom said:
firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun,
Sounds like a google search for the word 'bosom', thesaurus, search!
No, all my own work. If you do the Telegraph crossword often enough, you too could end up with a head full of grandiloquent, florid, verbose but ultimately useless euphemisms. :wink:

However, that's not to say I didn't sneak my nose into the pocket thesaurus I carry for the crossword! Just to check spelling, obviously. :D
Nice one sheldrake! You'll be up for Poet Lauriette next.......
 
#14
no1cares said:
I just tried my wifes breast milk...........fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you like it sour)
the milk OR your doris :?: :?: :?: :?:
 
#17
Breast feeding is the most natural thing for a mother to do, mind you second on that list is sh1tting, but you don't see them doing that in the dentists
 
#18
sheldrake said:
doomandgloom said:
firm, luscious, pink, self elevating, womb ferret tingling, ambrosial, delectable, exquisite, piquant, voluptuous, succulent, libidinous, alluring and captivating bags of fun,
Sounds like a google search for the word 'bosom', thesaurus, search!
No, all my own work. If you do the Telegraph crossword often enough, you too could end up with a head full of grandiloquent, florid, verbose but ultimately useless euphemisms. :wink:

However, that's not to say I didn't sneak my nose into the pocket thesaurus I carry for the crossword! Just to check spelling, obviously. :D
I'm starting to worry whether that is the only reason you carry that Thesaurus!

I have often thought there is a gap in the porn market for a magazine covering this dimension. When I want to annoy the Fenian Bride I suggest that I might pop down to the village newsagent and ask for this week's "Naked Lactating Mothers". Of course I usually come back with The Shooting Times.

As for breast-feeding in public, don't diss it unless you are sure that you are out of earshot of a member of the Laleche organisation. They make the albino monk form Da Vinci look like a rational man who can be negotiated with...
 
#19
daleRoch said:
Breast feeding is the most natural thing for a mother to do, mind you second on that list is sh1tting, but you don't see them doing that in the dentists
Don't compare feeding and expulsion of waste.
 
#20
Forks said:
daleRoch said:
Breast feeding is the most natural thing for a mother to do, mind you second on that list is sh1tting, but you don't see them doing that in the dentists
Don't compare feeding and expulsion of waste.
Quite so, it will make your mouth taste very odd...
 

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