breaking up

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by flyboyEB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. bloke gets home to find his girlfriend packing her bags.
    "what's goin on?" he says.
    "I'm leavin" she says "someone has just told me your a paedophile".
    "Paedophile!" he says, "That's a big word for a nine year old"
  2. I heard the same story about Muhammed and Aisha :D