No, I'm not talking about clubbing furry Canadian sea mammals. This is far more important. Right, we all know that once you've gone for a pish after a few pints then that's it, off you go emptying your bladder every other pint if you're lucky. Today, for example, I popped around to a mates house and he kindly offered me a bottle of beer. For reasons unknown, after a mere two tiny weeny bottles I was off swamping the khazi and that was my lot. Watched war movie on ITV4 with a six-pack of Kronies and I was off to the bog every twenty minutes. A complete nightmare. I normally manage five or six pints at least before breaking the seal. Who's nails and can do gallons before their knob leaks and who, OTOH, is dribbling for the lav after a thimble of WKD? V!