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#4
Brilliant, another fat cash-strapped has-been demeaning herself for our entertainment. I have no doubt it will be so p1ss-poor it will end her already floundering "career", after which I hope she vanishes into obscurity once and for all. Cnut.
 
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#12
Markintime said:
Who's Kerry Katona?
A spokeswoman for the poor people who have to shop at Iceland.
Iceland is a shop specialising in selling cheap food to chavs.
Kerry Katona is a princess among chavs.
Ergo she shops at Iceland,and has become their mouthpiece.
Hope that clears things up for you.
 
#13
vvaannmmaann said:
Markintime said:
Who's Kerry Katona?
A spokeswoman for the poor people who have to shop at Iceland.
Iceland is a shop specialising in selling cheap food to chavs.
Kerry Katona is a princess among chavs.
Ergo she shops at Iceland,and has become their mouthpiece.
Hope that clears things up for you.
Thanks for clearing that up for me. I thought Iceland was a country with a broken banking system; peopled by exceedingly clever quizmasters.
 
#14
vvaannmmaann said:
Markintime said:
Who's Kerry Katona?
A spokeswoman for the poor people who have to shop at Iceland.
Iceland is a shop specialising in selling cheap food to chavs.
Kerry Katona is a princess among chavs.
Ergo she shops at Iceland,and has become their mouthpiece.
Hope that clears things up for you.
Well she was until she was outed as a drug taking pissed up Chav and then Iceland gave her the boot. Seems even they have standards
 
#15
Oil_Slick said:
Kerry Katatonic has announced she intends to relaunch her singing career next year!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a182162/katona-ill-release-an-album.html


There is apparently no truth in the rumour that her first single with be a cover version of Grandmaster Flash's hit 'White Lines, don't do it'
I find the word "relaunch" to be a little misleading as it would suggest that she had a career as a singer in the first place.

What is obvious to anyone with ear's is that she had quite a successful career in modeling high chav fashions to council estate dwelling baby factories (all set to a backdrop of gratingly dull 'music').
 
#17
She's just a misunderstood single mom who earnt a fortune in a band and blew it, then earnt another fortune from advertising and blew that. Just because she appears to be a stain on the nation and has no obvious talent come on, give her a chance.
 

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