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Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Semper_Flexibilis, Oct 16, 2009.

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  1. "Smithers get my gun, we're going Katona hunting"
     
  2. I pray she doesn't die in a horrible accident before then.
     
  3. Brilliant, another fat cash-strapped has-been demeaning herself for our entertainment. I have no doubt it will be so p1ss-poor it will end her already floundering "career", after which I hope she vanishes into obscurity once and for all. Cnut.
     
  4. FFS not another so called celeb scraping the barrel to pay off her debts

    Maybe a new version of "Golden Brown"?
     
  5. B@stard! I was hoping for news that Al Queda had slotted Madelson with a bomb hidden in his boyfriend's arse! :evil: :twisted:
     
  6. Fixed it for you. :wink:
     
  7. We wish :lol:
     
  8. Who's Kerry Katona?
     
  9. Doh! Cheers werewolf, silly me!
     
  10. A spokeswoman for the poor people who have to shop at Iceland.
    Iceland is a shop specialising in selling cheap food to chavs.
    Kerry Katona is a princess among chavs.
    Ergo she shops at Iceland,and has become their mouthpiece.
    Hope that clears things up for you.
     
  11. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I thought Iceland was a country with a broken banking system; peopled by exceedingly clever quizmasters.
     
  12. Well she was until she was outed as a drug taking pissed up Chav and then Iceland gave her the boot. Seems even they have standards
     
  13. I find the word "relaunch" to be a little misleading as it would suggest that she had a career as a singer in the first place.

    What is obvious to anyone with ear's is that she had quite a successful career in modeling high chav fashions to council estate dwelling baby factories (all set to a backdrop of gratingly dull 'music').