Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bow_Man, Aug 4, 2005.

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  1. Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
    its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in
    France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent
    fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
    their military.
  2. It's ok, in response to the emergency the Italian government has offered emergency aid to Paris, it is thought that the Italian military industrial sector should be able to cope with the increased workload. France, however, remains on increased alert in case of equipment compatibility issues.
  3. There is evidence that the short fall has been made good by some black market dealing with a middle east country. The country has provided essential parts for WMDs*, these are to be smuggled in to France as soon as possible.

    *WMDs - White Matierial Drapes