Breaking News - Gays too Precious to Waste in Combat

#2
Quality, I love Onion News, shame it is sometimes too near the truth to be called parody!
 
#4
Interviewer: "General, how many gays is one American soldier's life worth?"

General: "Seven"

Genius
 
#6
barbs said:
Interviewer: "General, how many gays is one American soldier's life worth?"

General: "Seven"

Genius
Actually t'was "General how many soldiers lives is one gay worth"

makes a bit more sense :wink:
 
#7
node said:
Cannot believe this clown is a General. He has a motive ,maybe hoop soup.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
*ahem*
 
#9
Node. Node. Node. Node. Node.
 
#12
'God bless America and her gays'
 
#13
Haile said:
barbs said:
Interviewer: "General, how many gays is one American soldier's life worth?"

General: "Seven"

Genius
Actually t'was "General how many soldiers lives is one gay worth"

makes a bit more sense :wink:
How did I get that wrong?
 
#16
If you're interested, the "Skull Fucking Bill of 2007" further down the page has a certain merit, as does "Is our wealth hurting Africa's feelings?", which sums up a lot of my bar-room conversation on a Friday night.
 

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