Breaking! Brown has two tears in his retina

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  1. Anyone want to bet the Porridge Wog will jump ship on 'health grounds' before the wheels fall off?

    Just on SKY News
  2. Better than a couple of tears in his rectum I suppose.

    'Jump ship' - pushed off the sinking tub more likely!
  3. No chance, the guy has waited to long for his chance to fcuk Britain up and he is going to milk it for all it's worth.
  4. How about he says "I've fcuked up my party, I've fcuked up the country and now it's time for me to fcuk off".
  5. Can a tear in the retina be fatal?

    If so,I would volunteer to comfort the widow Broon.
  6. It can be arranged.
  7. I couldn't give a fcuk. It's irrelevant to him being a traitorous cnut.
  8. bet he didn't see that coming! :lol:
  9. Yes especially done with an axe
  10. Funny that, didnt he say his eyesight was good when he was asked by Andrew Marr on TV not 2 weeks ago?Just another lie to add to the millions perpetuated by this government. Lying Cnut.

    No sympathy from me!
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    So what do we call him in the interim then? Cy?
  12. Calling him a dull blinkered liar would be a good start
  13. I thought he did that playing rugby at school about forty years ago
  14. No, he said there was no deterioration. The press reports state that there is no furthur deterioration, he could be nearly blind but not lying.
  15. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    No he didn't. 40 years ago, during a rugby match, someone else kicked him in the head. We suspect Gordon wasn't playing in the match however.