Just to be fair eye problems are not really funny... I have a prob with my right eye which the medicos do not really understand. Yeah they know about it, but do not know what causes it, and therefore do not know how to fix it (what they do is treat the symptoms, not the cause). Anyway I am lucky enough to be:
1/ Old and smelly (so they look after me).
2/ A member of a specalised eye clinic.
3/ Probably looked after for the rest of my life (but WTF I have earned the right to it).
4/ Resident in Scotland (which gives me certain advantages, which I fully admit the 'English' pay for).
So please do not slate Gordo for a problem that he has no control over.
He has lots of other problems that he does not have control over (coz he is a tw@t).
ps Notwithstanding anything above I have no love for either Gordo or for Alex Salmond and his National Socialist Scottish Worker's Party.