Breakfast

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by toffeewrapper1, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. Three couples are sharing a table at breakfast time.

    First guy says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey.

    Second guy says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar".

    Not wishing to be outdone, the third guy says to his wife, "Pass me the milk........ you cow"
     
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  2. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    The Vet

    A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.

    However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

    Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

    Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
    "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."

    "Do you think that will work?" she asked.

    "It just worked for me," he replied.
     
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  3. Good one:)
     
  4. Old lady had a couple of Dachshunds and when one of her elderly lady friends came over for coffee, she saw the female tied at the top of the stairs and the male running around free downstairs.

    When she asked why, the old lady told her that the female was in heat - but don't you worry that the male will be able to get to her?

    Ever seen a Dachshund try to climb stairs with a hardon? she smiled ...
     
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