Apologies if it's been posted before. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq". "OH NO!", the President exclaims. "That's terrible". His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, heads in hands, rocking backwards and forwards. Finally the President looks up and asks... "How many is a Brazillion?"