Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work

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  1. Qoute from the piece - "I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

    No shit, Sherlock!

    And who said accountants were boring?
     
  2. just dont let them travel to work on the tube
     
  3. H3

    H3 LE

    Spoil sport's ......

    " she's medicated, so she doesn't need to jill off as often"
     
  4. Nah, I don't buy it as 47 times a day? Take an 8 hr working day, that's about 6 'events' per hour or once every 10 mins! If each climax takes 5 mins, she's spending 4 hours a day 'flicking the bean'.

    Her office chair must stink! (or be arousing if your French)
     
  5. Dear Sir

    I would like to apply for any position within your company in Brazil. I believe I have the right skills that you would desire including administration experience, experience of Microsoft office and experience of porn hub as well as a natty plumbers set and a fake moustache.

    I realise the importance of communication in the workplace and I believe I can bring a bit extra to company meetings, which I feel should be held on a regular basis.

    I also have some ideas on expanding your business, with just a simple camcorder I can start a secondary profut line by selling homemade DVD's for two quid round the back of my local

    Yours Sincerely

    JVB1988
     
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  6. 47 strums a day, no wonder she's holding her arm in the pic.
     
  7. I bet that the truth is...

    ...she's moonlighting on a sex chat line.
     
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    Just for the record like.

    Was this someone from here's comment?
    [QUTOTE]
    Mediahohoho Maybe the first 45 you don't. But I know from personal experience that the last two require some visual aids. [/QUOTE]
     
  9. I believe she could be on the verge of the mother of all RSI payouts...mucky tart.
     
  10. If it comes to the Busted, broken Shores of Blighty......That'll mean a certain lady 'Umin Rites' lawyers will be demanding its the 'Umin Rites of anybody to lay Jill or Jack off at work or anywhere else....... driving along the M25 indulging in some gusset typing...... Oooh, Matron.....

    The smell of rotting fish in the office would be a bit much to bear.... plus all that 'squriting'...... yuck!!
     
  11. I see what you did there.Very good.
     
  12. All that rubbing, it must be as shiny as a shiny brass thing that's just been shined.

    It must glow under her knickers :nod:
     
  13. Why don't we set up an advice line for such people. We could offer, outreach, counselling and a shag.
     
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  14. Cleg and Cameron, do this at work all day long anyway, pair of wankers