/Curses.But, but, but,...how could he? He's been on here for nearly 20 years. Following your logic BB must be a sock puppet. How else to explain putting himself on ignore, yet appearing here? This can only mean you are BB, and have been using him as a sleeper/sock puppet all this time!
I claim a damn sight more than £5 for exposing you/BB, with one final question. Did you attend, or were/are you in any way involved at Cambridge University?