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Acceptable cup size

  • a (If you like them...you're gay)

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  • b (hmmmm..)

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  • c (now you're talking)

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  • d (Heeellllooooo baby)

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  • e (well done madam)

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#1
Is it just me.......

Regular sex is OK but.... you know....a tw@ is a tw@

**** is the way forward.

Especially "Rocco type" punish them.

Whilst I'm on...B cup tits......Whatever. If you can't be bothered to have D plus then quite frankly you're not trying.
 
#2
roseandpose said:
Is it just me.......

Regular sex is OK but.... you know....a tw@ is a tw@

**** is the way forward.

Especially "Rocco type" punish them.

Whilst I'm on...B cup tits......Whatever. If you can't be bothered to have D plus then quite frankly you're not trying.
Front hole for babies, back hole for pleasure - now shut the fcuk up and bite the kin pillow if it hurts bitch!
 
#3
Saturday evening, the seventhth Guinness.

I think I'd rather have a whisky and clip the toenails, but I'm of a certain age.
 
#4
CNM..well said that man. " Make a note Darling..I want to use that more in conversation"
 
#6
bumps said:
**** is the way forward
Thats what i keep telling my bloke, but he still refuses to let a strap on anywhere near his arrse :lol:
And rightly so.

**** involving the male exit door in any capacity should be reserved for Gay haunts, prisons and CO's CR Interviews.
 
#7
roseandpose said:
**** is the way forward.
Absolutley have to agree with R&P :twisted:

Bumps - I think you are missing the point! 8O



My last CO's interview was a bitch!!!
 
#8
#9
Hang on.. this is a thread about tits and it's at the bottom of the page!!

Come on! Dammit where's CR when you need him!?!
 
#11
Davros_the_Dalek said:
Hang on.. this is a thread about tits and it's at the bottom of the page!!

Come on! Dammit where's CR when you need him!?!
Are you suggesting that CR is a TIT? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway he is off playing soldiers somewhere Scottish!!.


Tits and **** sex...A matelots dream.....



:twisted:
 
#12
AF1771 said:
Davros_the_Dalek said:
Hang on.. this is a thread about tits and it's at the bottom of the page!!

Come on! Dammit where's CR when you need him!?!

Tits and **** sex...A matelots dream.....


:twisted:
Or a bad day in Bangkok

Agree with Davros on this one, this thread shouldn't really be slipping down the page!
 
#13
personally i think that any guy who prefers **** sex is a frustrated homosexual. you've got a lovely wet pink hole there, but you would rather use something identical to what a bloke has? it's plain wrong.

i also maintain that anybody who has no problem finding girls who let him do it... is smaller than average in the girth department :)
 
#14
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
personally i think that any guy who prefers **** sex is a frustrated homosexual. you've got a lovely wet pink hole there, but you would rather use something identical to what a bloke has? it's plain wrong.

i also maintain that anybody who has no problem finding girls who let him do it... is smaller than average in the girth department :)
With you on this one mate. I did try a bit of back-door-action on a couple of girls, liked the thrill because it was a bit 'taboo'. But your'e right - stick to what nature intended, and try and hit the 'G' spot for her - she'll love you for ever.
 
#15
I remember one girl wanted to get a little kinky and try sex in the other hole for a change but I refused point blank! "F*ck off!" I said "You might get pregnant!"
 
#16
"it's plain wrong" says CRMCR, the thumb around which we all rotate.


Not wrong, my dear fellow, just tighter.
 

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