Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    "Dad, can i ask you something? "
    "Sure! What about? "
    "You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that i should own one. "
    "And what is this 'one' you're referring to? "
    "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? "
    "No. "
    "My nipples are already prominent and it catches attention. "
    "Nope. " "It will be just proper at my age... "
    "I said no way...! " "But all of my friends wears...! "
    "David! How many times shall i tell you that bras are for girls!? "
  2. Never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity.
  3. Never underestimate the banality of the predictable punchline.
  4. And the award for this year's shitest joke goes to.......
  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    So when can I collect my award?.
  6. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    ... sorry, there's an interruption to this year's award. This one is in the same class, but shorter and more succinct.

    Knock, knock

    Whos' there?
    Dr. Who (audience order trebles all round and pat each other on the back. Hollywood sign up the writer.)
  7. Being sat on a tank train to Poland for 3 days was funnier than that !
  8. Coughing a little bit too vigorously and following through was funnier.

  9. SS or Wehrmacht?
  10. ....or UK footie supporter backup?