Brain Teasers - Whos the brainiest ARRSE user?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by chatbox, Apr 22, 2006.

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  1. Thought it would be fun to get the old grey matter working for the ARRSE users. I will randomly post brain teasers on this thread and give out answers daily. Maybe other users would like to submit brain teasers too. Heres the first one its really easy so lets have your answers:

    What letter apart from E, can be added to the following to complete this sequence?
    S E Q U E N C _
  2. Ask Cpunk he's a pretty brainy sort.
  3. Place an 'F' on the line to create an 'E'.

    What do I win?
  4. Mushroom you mean you don't know the answer i started off with easy ones to see how popular this thread can be, maybe you got one of your own you want to add?
  5. You beat me you bugger

  6. Brainteasers in the NAAFI???

    We want problems like: The bar is crowded, with broken glass on the floor, Ive got six fifty pence pieces in my p1ss slit and am gripping a ski pole between my arrse cheeks, how can I get accross the bar with eight pints of stella and eight Brandy asbach chasers.

    Take your lesbian countdown nonsence to sunday school in the morning, if you want to stay in the NAAFI you need to lower the tone considerably.......

  7. Darth you win title of been Brainiest ARRSE user for today. Thats the correct answer so i got a harder one for all ARRSE users to try and guess at here it goes:

    QUESTION: I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
  8. an arrow

  9. If you do I'll randomly fill up your inbox with photos of mens bottoms being stretched by other mens penises, along with the message "Alright C_B my darling, here are the photos you requested of our night of passion" In the hope that a member of your family reads your inbox, outing you as a chutney ferret, thus destroying your life like you are destroying the NAAFI with your fcuking crap threads.
  10. Shuttlecock
  11. Oy Chatbox you blind fcuker. I won. Now tell me what I've won or I'll fcuking hound you across the site for the rest of my time on earth.
  12. You didn't know the answer! LOL

  13. That's besides the point :D
  14. don't see you doing anything constructive Geordie bloke and i think i might enjoy the photos so crack on!! Heres the next brain teaser for those ARRSE users who are interested and obviously they are as they get the answers just because you have no brains Geordie Blerk. If you don't like it don't read the threads. Right whos going to get this one:

    QUESTION: You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?