Bradford pervert got wife to film him having sex with chickens

[ThunderBox]

I remember FHM showing a pic and story of a Spaniard whose ‘love making to a chicken caused a rockfall and killed them both in the act’

not going to post the picture but if you google crushed by rocks raping chicken you will get the story.

There is no boundary to humans depravity, I would cut my cock off if I found chickens and children arousing whilst then drinking myself to death.

 

[Ecosse]

Every good chicken deserves stuffing.

Sage advice indeedy.

 

[Joker62]

Sage advice indeedy.

At least someone knows their onions!

 

[ordinaryforces]

Theres two sides to every story,that chicken was probably gagging for it,
do you ever see the way some of them look at you? ..no?just me then.

 

[lokiuk]

Theres two sides to every story,that chcken was probably gagging for it,
do you ever see the way some of them look at you? ..no?just me then.

Some blokes get hen pecked, he decided to literally peck the hen

 

[wheel]

 

[KnockKnock]

Now we know why the chicken was so desperate to cross the road!

 

[Le_addeur_noir]

"Those abused chickens in Bradford and elsewhere just need to shut their beaks. For the good of diversity!"
Naz Shah MP Bradford West (allegedly )

They'll have to shut their beaks, or a few more Bradford taxi drivers might end up before the beak, now Starmer is not around to sweep it all under the carpet.

 

[Richard Headicus]

Theres two sides to every story,that chicken was probably gagging for it,
do you ever see the way some of them look at you? ..no?just me then.

You from Bradford too?

 

[Richard Headicus]

They'll have to shut their beaks, or a few more Bradford taxi drivers might end up before the beak, now Starmer is not around to sweep it all under the carpet.

He is. Unfortunately he's kneeling on it.

 

[Bacongrills]

He's certainly in stew but he might be able to curry favour with the judge and avoid getting a roasting in court, he acted like a jerk and he could get told to tikka ride in the prison au vin.

 

[ordinaryforces]

You from Bradford too?

That was a bit of a low blow

 

[gaijin]

I remember FHM showing a pic and story of a Spaniard whose ‘love making to a chicken caused a rockfall and killed them both in the act’

not going to post the picture but if you google crushed by rocks raping chicken you will get the story.

There is no boundary to humans depravity, I would cut my cock off if I found chickens and children arousing whilst then drinking myself to death.

chickens and adults on the other hand...

 

[Seadog]

C'mon lads, you've all been there. Music playing, a few drinks, the chicken's looking at you, you're looking at the chicken, it's inevitable

Beak for yourself

 

[ThunderBox]

chickens and adults on the other hand...

I would split the fowl in half, would need to wrap it in black nasty to stop it splitting. Nothing wrong with the hand when the wife doesnt want to play.

 

[SkippedOnce]

F*ck the chickens (so to speak); I can't believe how light a sentence the family received. He got 3 years (so out in 18 months) and his wife walked away with nothing.

'Authorities also found footage of the 37-year-old sexually abusing a dog, as well as a stash of images of trafficked young children being sexually abused.

'The father of four admitted to three counts of intentionally performing an act of penetration on live chickens as well as possessing extreme pornographic images, three charges of making indecent photographs of children and possessing cocaine and cannabis resin.

'Haleema Baig, 38, pleaded guilty to three aiding and abetting counts but was not given a prison sentence.'

Man jailed for having sex with chickens allowed to keep hens

When Rehan Baig was jailed for “depraved” acts against his pet chickens, a judge declared he would be barred from keeping animals for life.

www.news.com.au

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

F*ck the chickens (so to speak); I can't believe how light a sentence the family received. He got 3 years (so out in 18 months) and his wife walked away with nothing.

'Authorities also found footage of the 37-year-old sexually abusing a dog, as well as a stash of images of trafficked young children being sexually abused.

'The father of four admitted to three counts of intentionally performing an act of penetration on live chickens as well as possessing extreme pornographic images, three charges of making indecent photographs of children and possessing cocaine and cannabis resin.

'Haleema Baig, 38, pleaded guilty to three aiding and abetting counts but was not given a prison sentence.'

Man jailed for having sex with chickens allowed to keep hens

When Rehan Baig was jailed for “depraved” acts against his pet chickens, a judge declared he would be barred from keeping animals for life.

www.news.com.au

Surely there are grounds here for the CPS to appeal the leniency of the sentence.

 

[Mary Hinge]

Why did Rehan Baig cross the road?

Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

(I'll get my coat...)

 

[Nimbus]

He used to work at KFC preparing the food, one night he went past finger licking good.
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Hope he is not hen pecked or falls fowl of other self righteous blaggers & rapists.

Kentucky Freud Chicken... it’s motherfukkin‘ good...

 

[Tedsson]

He will probably be immortalised in the Urban Dictionary as the creator and source of the phrase "dicking the chicken".

Dirty cunt doesn't deserve the honour.