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Bradford pervert got wife to film him having sex with chickens

I remember FHM showing a pic and story of a Spaniard whose ‘love making to a chicken caused a rockfall and killed them both in the act’

not going to post the picture but if you google crushed by rocks raping chicken you will get the story.

There is no boundary to humans depravity, I would cut my cock off if I found chickens and children arousing whilst then drinking myself to death.
 

Joker62

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Theres two sides to every story,that chicken was probably gagging for it,
do you ever see the way some of them look at you? ..no?just me then.
 
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Theres two sides to every story,that chcken was probably gagging for it,
do you ever see the way some of them look at you? ..no?just me then.

Some blokes get hen pecked, he decided to literally peck the hen
 

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"Those abused chickens in Bradford and elsewhere just need to shut their beaks. For the good of diversity!"
Naz Shah MP Bradford West (allegedly :p)

They'll have to shut their beaks, or a few more Bradford taxi drivers might end up before the beak, now Starmer is not around to sweep it all under the carpet.
 
He's certainly in stew but he might be able to curry favour with the judge and avoid getting a roasting in court, he acted like a jerk and he could get told to tikka ride in the prison au vin.
 
I remember FHM showing a pic and story of a Spaniard whose ‘love making to a chicken caused a rockfall and killed them both in the act’

not going to post the picture but if you google crushed by rocks raping chicken you will get the story.

There is no boundary to humans depravity, I would cut my cock off if I found chickens and children arousing whilst then drinking myself to death.

chickens and adults on the other hand...
 
F*ck the chickens (so to speak); I can't believe how light a sentence the family received. He got 3 years (so out in 18 months) and his wife walked away with nothing.

'Authorities also found footage of the 37-year-old sexually abusing a dog, as well as a stash of images of trafficked young children being sexually abused.

'The father of four admitted to three counts of intentionally performing an act of penetration on live chickens as well as possessing extreme pornographic images, three charges of making indecent photographs of children and possessing cocaine and cannabis resin.

'Haleema Baig, 38, pleaded guilty to three aiding and abetting counts but was not given a prison sentence.'


 
F*ck the chickens (so to speak); I can't believe how light a sentence the family received. He got 3 years (so out in 18 months) and his wife walked away with nothing.

'Authorities also found footage of the 37-year-old sexually abusing a dog, as well as a stash of images of trafficked young children being sexually abused.

'The father of four admitted to three counts of intentionally performing an act of penetration on live chickens as well as possessing extreme pornographic images, three charges of making indecent photographs of children and possessing cocaine and cannabis resin.

'Haleema Baig, 38, pleaded guilty to three aiding and abetting counts but was not given a prison sentence.'


Surely there are grounds here for the CPS to appeal the leniency of the sentence.
 
He will probably be immortalised in the Urban Dictionary as the creator and source of the phrase "dicking the chicken".

Dirty cunt doesn't deserve the honour.
 

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