Bradford pervert got wife to film him having sex with chickens

[kelvin_273]

You'd need to find someone from the land of cuisine and scenery to give an expert opinion, or PhotoEx could just google it

Ah, an Italian.

 

[Richard Headicus]

un oeuf of the bad jokes, please?

Why? Were you brought up in a lab rattery, labrat?

ETA for spelling.

 

[Banker]

Oh and check out the name of one of the Jurnos on the article.

.....and his barrister's surname is Hustler.

 

[AsterixTG]

Good old Wayne...

It was his buddy that reported on the Vienna Boys Choir...

Roger Boyes probes Vienna Boys’ Choir

Catholic paedo scandal? The Times has the man for the job

www.theregister.com

 

[UKRaider]

"Those abused chickens in Bradford and elsewhere just need to shut their beaks. For the good of diversity!"
Naz Shah MP Bradford West (allegedly )

 

[Le_addeur_noir]

It's going to be a 'bummer' if he gets Porridge at HMP SLADE (filmed at HMP Chelmsford), and receives the Norman Stanley Fletcher treatment and put on the pig farm.

I doubt he will be 'porking' the bacon.

Not so sure about that. And on no account would I trust him near anything that moves.

The dirty little pervert would probably 'pork' anything.

 

[Le_addeur_noir]

"Those abused chickens in Bradford and elsewhere just need to shut their beaks. For the good of diversity!"
Naz Shah MP Bradford West (allegedly )

Or Sadiq Khan "Chicken abuse goes hand-in-hand with living in a big city".

 

[bobthebuilder]

Apparently his wife enjoyed a spit roast. She wore a strap on.

 

[don't tell him pike]

I was, a friend, a FRIEND was wondering when molesting and shagging chickens was actually made illegal?

 

[DB216LOKDVR]

I'm intrigued to hear what constitutes an under age goat?

When it's a kid.

 

[DB216LOKDVR]

I was, a friend, a FRIEND was wondering when molesting and shagging chickens was actually made illegal?

Animal Welfare Act 2006, (updated version of the Protection Of Animals Act 1911).

 

[DavidBOC]

Many years ago in the 1600's in the Massachusetts Bay Colony a man was charged and convicted of having sexual relations with a sheep. The individual, a Mr Ratcliffe was the first person to be banished from Massachusetts and branded with the letter "S" on his forehead . He relocated to Rhode Island.

Sadly the poor sheep was determined to be a tool of Satan; sent to tempt him to vile sin and the sheep was hung by the neck until dead.

 

[Ecosse]

un oeuf of the bad jokes, please?

No.
You are so down the pecking order.... so you can go pullet.

 

[Civvy Scum]

I think we know what he'll be called in prison:

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

Eroticism involves the use of feathers , perversion the chicken itself

Thanks. I was trying to remember that quote.

 

[AsterixTG]

Many years ago in the 1600's in the Massachusetts Bay Colony a man was charged and convicted of having sexual relations with a sheep. The individual, a Mr Ratcliffe was the first person to be banished from Massachusetts and branded with the letter "S" on his forehead . He relocated to Rhode Island.

Sadly the poor sheep was determined to be a tool of Satan; sent to tempt him to vile sin and the sheep was hung by the neck until dead.

Regular occurrence in the ME with camels. Poor camel has to be put down afterwards, 'tainted meat' it seems.

Driver jailed for bestiality

The camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law

gulfnews.com

I preferred the Marc Almond version better.

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

On a serious note for a moment, I would hope CPS appeal the leniency of the sentence given that he had some serious child porn on his computer.

 

[TamtamPWRR]

You wouldn't want to have scrambled eggs at their gaff.

 

[Stanchion]

Presumably he practiced safe sex.

So I guess Chickenpox would be out of the question.

 

[Gubmint_Agent]

Every good chicken deserves stuffing.