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Bradford pervert got wife to film him having sex with chickens

It's going to be a 'bummer' if he gets Porridge at HMP SLADE (filmed at HMP Chelmsford), and receives the Norman Stanley Fletcher treatment and put on the pig farm.

I doubt he will be 'porking' the bacon.

Not so sure about that. And on no account would I trust him near anything that moves.

The dirty little pervert would probably 'pork' anything.
 
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"Those abused chickens in Bradford and elsewhere just need to shut their beaks. For the good of diversity!"
Naz Shah MP Bradford West (allegedly :p)

Or Sadiq Khan "Chicken abuse goes hand-in-hand with living in a big city".
 
Many years ago in the 1600's in the Massachusetts Bay Colony a man was charged and convicted of having sexual relations with a sheep. The individual, a Mr Ratcliffe was the first person to be banished from Massachusetts and branded with the letter "S" on his forehead . He relocated to Rhode Island.

Sadly the poor sheep was determined to be a tool of Satan; sent to tempt him to vile sin and the sheep was hung by the neck until dead.
 
I think we know what he'll be called in prison:
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Many years ago in the 1600's in the Massachusetts Bay Colony a man was charged and convicted of having sexual relations with a sheep. The individual, a Mr Ratcliffe was the first person to be banished from Massachusetts and branded with the letter "S" on his forehead . He relocated to Rhode Island.

Sadly the poor sheep was determined to be a tool of Satan; sent to tempt him to vile sin and the sheep was hung by the neck until dead.
Regular occurrence in the ME with camels. Poor camel has to be put down afterwards, 'tainted meat' it seems.


I preferred the Marc Almond version better.
 
On a serious note for a moment, I would hope CPS appeal the leniency of the sentence given that he had some serious child porn on his computer.
 

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