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Bradford pervert got wife to film him having sex with chickens

Now there is a headline/thread title you don't see very often!

Was it a male or a female chicken? I think it's an important question and needs to be answered. If it was a chick will they put him in the nonces wing.

He should have self identified as a cockerel and claimed a LBGTCh defence.
 
He won't be employed on the Prison Farm (not locked up to enjoy/satisfy himself), or hopefully not in the Prison Kitchens especially when it's roast chicken on the menu.
 
So what came first?
The chicken or the Baig?
 
Did he start on the chickens because someone asked for special sauce on their chicken for dinner?
 

maguire

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why did rehan baig cross the road?

he got his nob stuck in the chicken.
 
I wonder if he got tumescent when he went up before the beak?

I've found some of his porn collection.


I was always suspicious about chicken in white sauce
 
It's going to be a 'bummer' if he gets Porridge at HMP SLADE (filmed at HMP Chelmsford), and receives the Norman Stanley Fletcher treatment and put on the pig farm.

I doubt he will be 'porking' the bacon.
 

Londo

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It's going to be a 'bummer' if he gets Porridge at HMP SLADE (filmed at HMP Chelmsford), and receives the Norman Stanley Fletcher treatment and put on the pig farm.

I doubt he will be 'porking' the bacon.
I don't know . Dogs are haram too and the filthy pervert did the deed with one ( was on film ) . Can you imagine if he got his hands on any of our kids ?
 
I don't know . Dogs are haram too and the filthy pervert did the deed with one ( was on film ) . Can you imagine if he got his hands on any of our kids ?

I wouldn't put him past having a go at some underage goats, at least he could blame it on the nanny state
 
perhaps some music might cheer him up? do you suppose they'll offer him a job in the prison kitchens?


Reminders of that awful dirge from 1981 I do NOT need!.
 
I'm intrigued to hear what constitutes an under age goat?

You'd need to find someone from the land of cuisine and scenery to give an expert opinion, or PhotoEx could just google it
 

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