Caribbean Sunset? ******* man up. You like the ginge and the sooner you accept that your future sex-life is going to be redolent of promiscuous vixens and marmitey snack-sticks, the easier your life will be.
Freckles used to be a drinking game for most but some of us have discovered the love that dare not speak it's name, except of course in Gaelic tongues where it is considered "normal". Well normalish. There sex is like an extended game of join the dots and you need a UV light source if coming on her face is going to show up - except perhaps as a darker patch on the milky skin.
Your **** sock will have to be replaced by a rusty brillo pad, if you are to get the full ginger experience. No longer will you fool yourself that some skinny blonde chick off of Page 3 is good enough. Your **** bank will be filled with images of Fergy, Charlie Dimmock and the sainted but ever so slightly fox-piss scented Honeysuckle. With her sister Perdita using a dildo on her arse rim. Possibly. Find your own vibe.
Don't be afraid, ginger is the way forward. A future filled with Scottish nurses, Welsh policewomen and South African gap year students awaits you. Oh and visit West Cork. Lots of it going on there...but then again it is a fairly closed gene pool in the main and what little new DNA is Dutch...ginge-win situation.
I have this weird fetish were I want to have sex with a woman There I've finally admitted it, that makes me feel better.
Keep dreaming of this and you may get your wish. From the user name one cannot tell your gender but if you are of the female persuasion and fulfill your wish, please post piccies here. Thank you.
Erm, I have a thing for Ginger's at the moment. This one in particular Honeysuckle had a wonderful Foyle's War but she wishes Sam - and her knickers - had been sexier | Mail Online
I know I should take myself outside and have a word, but my god I would do some unmentionable things to her, and would let her do what she wanted with me. Filthy Minx!
But to be fair she's more romantic Caribbean sunset