I nominate Whet/Sven. He's looking for a job now the Tories are cutting off his biff money. I can see it now:-
Chief Operating Officer: SVEN! Our rig in the Gulf of Mexico has sprung a leak again. The cast of Baywatch is covered in sh1te.
Sven: OK. I'm on it. Here's what I want you to do. THUD (head hits desk followed by snoring) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
COO: FFS Sven. This is no time for a nap. Obama is threatening to nuke us.
COO: Wake up you b@stard or I'll use the liquid nitrogen enema again.