Boyz 2 Men

#1
Had a loveley weekend with the gf, saw her off, wandered into Tesco for some brekkie material and some stuff to help the evening pass peacefully. Walking up the hill to gaff, there is a natural breather point, some steps, so I sat down to collect some breathable. Looking at the stonework, as you do, I heard a voice. Awl right mate, awl right?' Before my eyes had unglued themselves, I knew what I was going to see : a pasty-faced drugtaking dolescum. My answer ? Firstly I am not your mate, and secondly, whatever you are about to say, I don't want to hear.' Reply - ' No need to get funny' ' I wasn't being funny, I was being honest'. As the bugger scuttled away, he threw me daggers. Oh dear.
 
#2
Blimey thats a coincidence. As I was walking home from the hospital, after doing my night time voluntary work, cleaning etc, I saw this bloke collapsed on a bench. Being a caring sort of bloke meself, I asked him if he was alright, for my pains I got a mouthful of abuse. Chavs eh' what can you do with them.
 
#3
First impressions...not always correct as I have found out to my cost. Just when you think you've labelled someone and placed them in the appropriate box they do something to completely shatter that. Being considered a 'good judge of character' is something you display with cockiness and nod with satisfaction when you're proved right. Funnily enough it's the ones that have proved me wrong (and turn out to be good 'uns) that I remember the most.
 
#5
Westminster is looking for a 'national identity' that we can sell to the world...how about fat brainless dolescum on cider' ? I think for once we'd be on a winner
 
#7
Pictures of GF or this never happened.
MLAAR. Learn reading comprehension, the main thrust of this story (or rather, the story's distinct lack of thrusting) is about a dole collector in tesco's. Or do you read "dole collector in tesco's" as girlfriend material?

and secondly, this is fcuking drivel. I can't speak for others, but I am certainly not interested between your exchanges with tramps. (whatever these may be...)
 
#8
MLAAR. Learn reading comprehension, the main thrust of this story (or rather, the story's distinct lack of thrusting) is about a dole collector in tesco's. Or do you read "dole collector in tesco's" as girlfriend material?

and secondly, this is fcuking drivel. I can't speak for others, but I am certainly not interested between your exchanges with tramps. (whatever these may be...)
Wind it in you knobber, read the 1st sentence.
 
#9
Wind it in you knobber, read the 1st sentence.
"Had a loveley weekend with the gf, saw her off, wandered into Tesco for some brekkie material and some stuff to help the evening pass peacefully" the girlfriend bit is about 25% of the sentence. Try again.

Also, it is worth noting that it was written in chronological order, not in order of relevance to the whole boring affair.
 

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#14
Had a loveley weekend with the gf, saw her off, wandered into Tesco for some brekkie material and some stuff to help the evening pass peacefully. Walking up the hill to gaff, there is a natural breather point, some steps, so I sat down to collect some breathable. Looking at the stonework, as you do, I heard a voice. Awl right mate, awl right?' Before my eyes had unglued themselves, I knew what I was going to see : a pasty-faced drugtaking dolescum. My answer ? Firstly I am not your mate, and secondly, whatever you are about to say, I don't want to hear.' Reply - ' No need to get funny' ' I wasn't being funny, I was being honest'. As the bugger scuttled away, he threw me daggers. Oh dear.

It's a rare sighting of he who used to be Tropper66
Thats twice he's been fucked off in Tesco's
 
#18
I know this is suicide, but I've checked on persec. The one on the right is the gf. The one on the left is my mother. I can take bookings....
 
#20
It's a rare sighting of he who used to be Tropper66
Thats twice he's been fucked off in Tesco's
Stop it! Its not only dusty in here but I have come over all maudlin and sentimental for our fallen brothers. I am going to blacklist Tescos now.
 

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