Boys Toys.... need ideas

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by the_b!tch, Dec 27, 2006.

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  1. I am planning on turning the loft/store/junk room into a bit of a lads room for Mr B!tch for when he gets back from sunnier climates.

    I have been racking my brain about what to put in there but thought that some of you lads could give me a better idea. I have four weeks to get it sorted before he comes back on RnR.

    Any suggestions?
  2. Yes. Get a couple of birds a lot better looking than you installed in there and let him fill his boots**

    **If husband is in RLC or AGC, substitute birds for blokes.
  3. a rack, a selection of strap-ons, a loveswing, a variety of harnesses, an industrial sized tin of lube, a huge stack of hardcore porn and a little dvd player for watching. a camera for making your own... oh and a pool table. You can shag him up the ricker and then relax with a game of pool.
    Maybe a chair with a padded seat near the pool table would be useful for after.
  4. Whores and cocaine
  5. 46" HDTX, XBOX 360 and a lock on the inside of the door, or failing that a good internet conection, and payed access to ots of porn
  6. So glad i asked......
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  8. im older a trainset-or scalextrix--you can always give it to the kids latter
  9. thanks Gremlin, thats where i get most of his pressies from but i will have another look xmas!

    pupgreen, he's not old and i know he will love a scalextrix, he is such a child thanks for the idea.
  10. --hot wheels are also good -or a box of soldiers and an airrifle.....
  11. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    A few clues would be helpful ...
    Lads' Room
    1. Do you mean somewhere for him to go without you while you watch the soaps? Answer - Scalectrix.
    2. Do you mean somewhere for his mates to join him while you watch the soaps? Answer - TV/DVD/Video with a mini-fridge and a lock on the inside of the door.
    3. And what are you really doing in the meantime? :wink:
  12. Massive plasma/lcd HDTV, xbox 360 with all the bits, computer with internet, mini fridge (packed with stella), spirit optics... That's what I'd want. How much do you wanna spend??
  13. I am willing to spend quite a bit. He's been going on about this for a while and i have decided to give in and do it for when he gets back.

    i think that you got the gist of it blue_sophist!!!

    thanks for your suggestions, i will let you know how it goes!
  14. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    It's 'cos I'm old, and understand ... and would also suggest the silky under-pinnings, 'cos the texture is particularly appealing. Not nylon or crimplene - it has to be silky, and minimal :wink: