Boys Toys.... need ideas

#1
I am planning on turning the loft/store/junk room into a bit of a lads room for Mr B!tch for when he gets back from sunnier climates.

I have been racking my brain about what to put in there but thought that some of you lads could give me a better idea. I have four weeks to get it sorted before he comes back on RnR.

Any suggestions?
 
#2
Yes. Get a couple of birds a lot better looking than you installed in there and let him fill his boots**

**If husband is in RLC or AGC, substitute birds for blokes.
 
#3
a rack, a selection of strap-ons, a loveswing, a variety of harnesses, an industrial sized tin of lube, a huge stack of hardcore porn and a little dvd player for watching. a camera for making your own... oh and a pool table. You can shag him up the ricker and then relax with a game of pool.
Maybe a chair with a padded seat near the pool table would be useful for after.
 
#9
thanks Gremlin, thats where i get most of his pressies from but i will have another look ...post xmas!

pupgreen, he's not old and i know he will love a scalextrix, he is such a child thanks for the idea.
 
#11
the_b!tch said:
I am planning on turning the loft/store/junk room into a bit of a lads room for Mr B!tch for when he gets back from sunnier climates.
I have been racking my brain about what to put in there but thought that some of you lads could give me a better idea. I have four weeks to get it sorted before he comes back on RnR.
Any suggestions?
A few clues would be helpful ...
Lads' Room
1. Do you mean somewhere for him to go without you while you watch the soaps? Answer - Scalectrix.
2. Do you mean somewhere for his mates to join him while you watch the soaps? Answer - TV/DVD/Video with a mini-fridge and a lock on the inside of the door.
3. And what are you really doing in the meantime? :wink:
 
#12
Massive plasma/lcd HDTV, xbox 360 with all the bits, computer with internet, mini fridge (packed with stella), spirit optics... That's what I'd want. How much do you wanna spend??
 
#13
I am willing to spend quite a bit. He's been going on about this for a while and i have decided to give in and do it for when he gets back.

i think that you got the gist of it blue_sophist!!!

thanks for your suggestions, i will let you know how it goes!
 
#14
the_b!tch said:
I am willing to spend quite a bit. He's been going on about this for a while and i have decided to give in and do it for when he gets back.
i think that you got the gist of it blue_sophist!!!
thanks for your suggestions, i will let you know how it goes!
It's 'cos I'm old, and understand ... and would also suggest the silky under-pinnings, 'cos the texture is particularly appealing. Not nylon or crimplene - it has to be silky, and minimal :wink:
 
#19
The_Berkshire_Browns said:
Indoor Helicopter. You can get some of them real small so they fly in the house. Keeps me entertained for hours...
You can bid for them on eBay and they are a lot less expensive than in the shops

You should consider a water bed or a spa bath in the long term
 
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