OK, looking for some half serious answers here. My wife isn't actually pregnant, though we did have an "oh shit" moment recently, so in case it happens before it's supposed to we're working out kiddy names. Girls are sorted - boys are a problem. I have suggested the following and had them rejected (most reasons are given). So, can you suggest any great names for boys? Jonathon - I rejected, with my surname I am not naming my child a penis. Horatio - "Just no" apparently Nelson - see above Erwin (Rommel) - "No-one has been named Erwin since the second world war" (where does she think I got the name?) Bernard - She doesn't go to Montgomery, she thinks "stupid name - and he's always the twat in Richard Curtis films). Winston (Churchill) - too gangster, or you call your dog that name. Dwight (Eisenhower) - both agree, too redneck hick. Edmund (Blackadder) - Apparently not Hugh (Laurie) - Not sure why she rejected this one? Stephen (Fry) - "Really?" Arthur (Wellesey) - "why do you want our child born 50 years ago? Can't go with "William" (slim) as that's already taken in our family. So, boys names with some historical merit? Or just get a new wife?