From the Mirror: A BOY was locked in a cell for an hour after his football accidentally hit a parked car. Ashley Gallagher, 15, was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage. He was playing in the street with brother Joshua, 12, and friends when the wind blew the ball into Nathan Jubb's new Vauxhall Astra. Mr Jubb was watching and dialled 999. Minutes later police took Ashley away. He said: "It was an accident. It bounced off under the back window. It didn't crack anything or make a dent or even scratch it." ... Mr Jubb said he faced a Â£100 repair bill after the latest in a series of incidents. He added: "There are two fields to play on 50 yards away." Police said: "He has been released on bail pending inquiries." "HURLED IN A POLICE CELL FOR KICKING A FOOTBALL" By Richard Smith. 6 January 2007 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=hurled-in-a-police-cell-for-kicking-a-football-&method=full&objectid=18404348&siteid=94762-name_page.html Sure, it was "only" a football. That's not the point. I mean, it could have been a hand grenade!