Boy killed Anally by Chair.

#1
Hmm.

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.
http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Thank god, I don't use these types of chairs....

Who guesses that the guy is either a lard arse, or some evil engineer got bored, and thought "Hmm, let's see what happens when I do this....".

Most likely the later. :twisted:
 
#2
I'm now getting very nervous about the chair I'm sitting on.
& we don't have any other types here.

Thanks you b'stard I'm going to bricking it all day now.
 
#3
Miner said:
I'm now getting very nervous about the chair I'm sitting on.
& we don't have any other types here.

Thanks you b'stard I'm going to bricking it all day now.
Bwhahah.

My work here is done. :twisted:
 
#4
Jesus christ!!!
i am now clenching like a child at gary glitters birthday party!! Thanks!!
 

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#6
Squiggers said:
Hmm.

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum.
http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Thank god, I don't use these types of chairs....

Who guesses that the guy is either a lard arse, or some evil engineer got bored, and thought "Hmm, let's see what happens when I do this....".

Most likely the later. :twisted:
Rectum!!! Fcuking ruined him.
 
#7
How do you get three Liberal Democrats on a stool?
Ans: Turn it upside down :wink:

(Arh.. the old ones are .... well, the oldest!)
 
#8
Command_doh said:
I bet some are priming their chairs for 'entry' as we speak.
MDN, or Jarrod? :wink:
 
#10
Brilliant. Has to be in China doesn't it?
 
#11
what a bummer.
 
#12
Holy feck thank god I am on a half day. Pity it cant be done to the fat wastes of office space i work with
 

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