Boy killed Anally by Chair.

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  1. Hmm.

    http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

    Thank god, I don't use these types of chairs....

    Who guesses that the guy is either a lard arse, or some evil engineer got bored, and thought "Hmm, let's see what happens when I do this....".

    Most likely the later. :twisted:
     
  2. I'm now getting very nervous about the chair I'm sitting on.
    & we don't have any other types here.

    Thanks you b'stard I'm going to bricking it all day now.
     
  3. Bwhahah.

    My work here is done. :twisted:
     
  4. Jesus christ!!!
    i am now clenching like a child at gary glitters birthday party!! Thanks!!
     
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I bet some are priming their chairs for 'entry' as we speak.
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Rectum!!! Fcuking ruined him.
     
  7. How do you get three Liberal Democrats on a stool?
    Ans: Turn it upside down :wink:

    (Arh.. the old ones are .... well, the oldest!)
     
  8. MDN, or Jarrod? :wink:
     
  9. PROBABLY BOTH
     
  10. Brilliant. Has to be in China doesn't it?
     
  11. Holy feck thank god I am on a half day. Pity it cant be done to the fat wastes of office space i work with