Boy arrested for shooting neighbour's pet dinosaur

As the US goes back to school the Emperor has been working his magic. In short, a class are given the assignment to write in the style of Facebook updates. 16 year old Alex Stone writes about shooting the neighbour's pet dinosaur. Teacher listens to the Emperor and the school go straight to the police.

Not surprisingly after a search of his bag and locker no gun is found. "A Summerville Police Department report states that Stone continued to be disruptive and was placed in handcuffs, and was told that he was being detained for disturbing schools." He gets suspended and hires a lawyer.

Linky: http://www.live5news.com/story/2631...ter-writing-threatening-message-on-assignment

Against the background of a nation that spawns unhealthy gun cults and has a history of school shootings, an overreaction from (presumably liberal) educators and a 16 year old hiring a lawyer on the back of it: the story seems gen and says much about the Land of the Free.
 

Gout Man

LE
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And that country polices the world?
It truly is in the words of Ted "imploding", what a screwed up country.
 
...and he'd have got away with it if it wasn't for that pesky teacher...

Rodney2q
 
He wasn't arrested because of the remark about killing a dinosaur or buying a gun and "taking care of business", he was arrested for allegedly "disturbing schools", whatever that entails.
 
Oh this is the good old us of a what else do you expect?
At least we have the european human rights act!
 
The teacher was probably an evolution denialist fundy godbotherer who thought dinosaurs still existed. After all she had probably seen people riding dinosaurs in the Creation Museum.
 
As the US goes back to school the Emperor has been working his magic. In short, a class are given the assignment to write in the style of Facebook updates. 16 year old Alex Stone writes about shooting the neighbour's pet dinosaur. Teacher listens to the Emperor and the school go straight to the police.

Not surprisingly after a search of his bag and locker no gun is found. "A Summerville Police Department report states that Stone continued to be disruptive and was placed in handcuffs, and was told that he was being detained for disturbing schools." He gets suspended and hires a lawyer.

Linky: http://www.live5news.com/story/2631...ter-writing-threatening-message-on-assignment

Against the background of a nation that spawns unhealthy gun cults and has a history of school shootings, an overreaction from (presumably liberal) educators and a 16 year old hiring a lawyer on the back of it: the story seems gen and says much about the Land of the Free.
Says more about the nature of modern schooling in that they are teaching pupils to write essays in the style of Facebook. Seems like they're intent on turning society into that depicted by the film Idiocracy.
 

alib

LE
That kid is clearly dangerous, he immediately hired a lawyer.

Guns don't sue people, lawyers do.
 

alib

LE
His haircut makes him look like a retard as well.
 

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