A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, he made sure that she had a go on every ride there. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "I meant dress size fuckwit, dress size!"