I have just seen this wonderful idea elsewhere: ARRSE subscribers chip in a bit of cash each into a pot. The pot (or bounty) is awarded to the person who gets TCH into the most "degrading, public and humiliating" position this side of the General Election: Suggestions: Pushing him into a latrine pit "in theatre" Arranging a frisky police dog to have "an accident" on his nice shiny-ar$ed suit! Arranging a mass moon at a photocall! etc.... Photographic evidence required!