Oh I see, I'm getting the gist of this now. Its like one of those snooty golf clubs - Rule 1 - all Senior members must ensure that all Junior members get a jolly good rodgering ! Well suck on this one Oz. -
Aussie help desk - G'day mate, how can I help ?
Caller - I'm in the middle of the outback and my girlfriends been stung on her thigh,now her vaginas closed up !
Help desk _ Bummer mate
Caller - OK will do, thanks for the advice.
An adult film actress was in hospital giving birth. as the baby came out, the doctor says to her " For some reason, the baby has got one black leg and one white leg" The woman says " In my last film there were a few black guys" The doctor says " the baby has got got Oriental feature" the woman says " yeah, there were a few Chinese guys in the film as well" The doctor examines the baby and says to the woman " He seems to be a perfectly healthy baby" The woman says " Thank fcuk for that, I thought that you were going to say it was barking"!