Bottles of orange juice

#1
I drive up and down the A1 daily and keep seeing lots of half full clear bottles of orange juice at the side of the road, are people not capable of drinking the full bottle?
 
#2
Are you sure they weren't half-refilled after someone had emptied one and then couldn't wait for the services?
 
#3
next you'll be asking where all the white dog shit has gone
 
#4
Apparently they keep the tigers off the motorway.
 
#7
Apparently they keep the tigers off the motorway.
There aren't any tigers on the motorway.

[sub]Thought I'd feed you the straight line[/sub]
 
#8
OK thanks.... Proof of the pudding then!
 
#10
Ho do you know its orange juice ?
 
#11
If it wasn't orange juice it wouldn't keep the tigers away you daft cunt.
 
#12
Mem Sahib thinks it's Cider...!

I can tell if it's English Orange Juice, without stopping
to check..........can you?
 
#14
taste some and find out. funny how they always seem to be left by truckies and
cab drivers.
What part of 'without stopping' don't you understand?
 
#16
Could have been tangerine juice.
 
#17
Could be Billiardade.....it's out of the end of the Cue!
 
#18
I drive up and down the A1 daily and keep seeing lots of half full clear bottles of orange juice at the side of the road, are people not capable of drinking the full bottle?
Sniff the contents and I think you,ll find it,s piss.
 

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