Bottles of orange juice

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by flynavy, Jun 29, 2011.

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  1. I drive up and down the A1 daily and keep seeing lots of half full clear bottles of orange juice at the side of the road, are people not capable of drinking the full bottle?
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  2. Are you sure they weren't half-refilled after someone had emptied one and then couldn't wait for the services?
  3. next you'll be asking where all the white dog shit has gone
  4. Apparently they keep the tigers off the motorway.
  5. I've never seen any tigers on the motorway??? :)
  6. It maybe that the taste is not to everyones liking......
  7. There aren't any tigers on the motorway.

    [sub]Thought I'd feed you the straight line[/sub]
  8. OK thanks.... Proof of the pudding then!
  9. It appears to be working, haven't seen any for years! ;-)
  10. Ho do you know its orange juice ?
  11. If it wasn't orange juice it wouldn't keep the tigers away you daft cunt.
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  12. Mem Sahib thinks it's Cider...!

    I can tell if it's English Orange Juice, without stopping
    to check..........can you?
  13. taste some and find out. funny how they always seem to be left by truckies and
    cab drivers.
  14. What part of 'without stopping' don't you understand?
  15. Might be something to do with its colour ? Just a guess you knob.