Both o' them?

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  1. Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
    Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
    "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
    "Hello der girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag th' both of ye, so he did."
    "Fook off you liar!".
    "I'll prove it, so I will," Murphy says.
    So he shouts down the stairs, "Both o' them, Paddy?"
    "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"