Boris wins London

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Far_King_L, May 3, 2008.

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  1. You'll be sorry dahn sarf.
  2. Sorry? We're fecking celebrating mate, thats why it's called "The Beautiful South". We get all the best weather, we got the olympics and we got Boris, we're in heaven.
  3. don't fink so. at least we now have a funny idiot in charge instead of a boring twaat idiot :D
  4. The Beautiful South are from Hull. You have voted in a clown, I really think you will regret it.
  5. I know I won't!
  6. The corks are popping in Hampton Court.
  7. I see the socialists have resorted to their well thought through responses when they get a kicking. If you watched the mayoral election you would have seen the lefties being personal and nasty whilst the right did not resort to that. Basic differences. Rabble rousing lefties crap versus policies. How many of the promised policies have been delivered in last 9 years?
  8. Boris is Mayor

    Personally I am delighted, not because Boris is Mayor but because comrade Kenny isn't.

    Liabour distanced themselves from comrade Kenny when he stood against the official Liabor candidate. At the eleventh hour comrade Kenny was the their very last hope & he fcuked it.

    Hopefully the one-eyed has got the message - we don't do thieves liars, self servers, starters of illegal and unwinnable/unsustainable wars (no disrespect their to our fine soldiers doing above and beyond their duty). We do decency, We do British, We do our duty.

    Now Fcuk off Brown - Cameron take note, you will also be a twat when you fcuk it all up but at least you will have been an elected twat unlike the brown clown that would struggle to win a one horse race. Twat

    [/rant off] Sorry but them liabor/bliar/broon cnuts fcuk me right orf
  9. I wasn't talking about that has been bunch of boring has been minstrals when I mentioned the beautiful south, I was referring to the frickin geographic region.

    Of course Boris is a bit of a plonker, but somehow I don't think we'll find him in Venezuela at the rate payer's expense pretending to be negotiating "cheaper bus fuel", having dubious holidays pretending to be examining the invisible benefits of the "bendy" buses (more likely collecting back handers?) or making crass remarks about concentration camps.

    Livinstone's had his turn, both in the GLC and now the GLA, he's all but banned vehicular traffic in London (more back handers from Capita who collect the Congestion Charge?), he's outlawed smokers, he's ruined the lives of people travelling by public transport, he's offended groups of people with his racially insensitive outbursts, he's bored us all to tears with his assumed air of political correctness and champagne socialism not too mention his nasal whining drone of self rightousness. The only surprise is that he wasn't gay, although his dalliance at one time with that equally obnoxious doyenne of the media, the foul mouthed and talentless Janet Street-Porter, confirms that his taste in women is dubious to say the least.

    Somehow I doubt Boris could ever do quite as much damage as Livingstone has. If you like him so much, I'm sure we coud have a whip round and send him up to you. You might have to reassemble him, though, 'cause he'll arrive in flat pack.

    Think of it this way, if we've voted in a clown (and that's yet to be seen) at least we've rid ourselves of an evil petty cnut who is well past his "best before" date
  10. Don't go to any of Ken's parties - it could be a case of, 'out via the window'
  11. Pyrogenica, I like you. Very eloquently put for those 'Comrade Kenny isn't so bad' folks.

    What can I say except before you flat pack the twa.t, drive all the bendy buses up his arsse, shred 1mm2 of skin off of the twa.t for every pound he has stolen from motorists and a full 1cm2 for evey corrupt pound we think he may have been party too - oh bollixers - just kill the cnut. He shouldn't be inflicted on others should he.

  12. For any Aviators looking in, please do your bit by taking Gordy, Kenny and any other liabor bastidians to beachy head for a full explanation and one completely free ride on the beachy head human glide path. (No demonstrations by aviator instructors are to be given!)

    Thank you all - knew we could count on your support
  13. Good news for the Tories but I can't help worrying that this could be more trouble than it's worth in the long run. Boris, though seemingly a decent enough bloke, is not known for his ability to competedly manage either his public or private life smoothly, and this will only be magnified now that he's in charge of what is not only the most powerful position a Conservative has held for a decade but will also be what most people, not least the movers and the shakers in the capital think of when they think 'Tory'. Put bluntly, IMO, if he fcuks this up he'll play a big part in fcuking up any chance of his party getting back into power. Clown has no chance and he's already fcuked up any chance of a Labour candidate getting anywhere near the next General Election in a country already fed up with the mess they've already made it of it. The Lib Dems? No fcuking chance... So we're either left with a Hung Parliament or a landslide Conservative victory. I'm hoping that Boris won't make that difference.

    Good luck BoJo, you're going to need it.
  14. Pompeii

    Good point made but hopefully Boris will be closely managed by the party.

    I personally believe Bliars legacy of lies, corruption, illegal warmongering and consequential murder of a dissenter etc to be a long lasting damnation of liabour and all it stands for. (all hail president Bliar)

    Add that to the dismal failure of the unelected/unelectable clown to win hearts and minds of the populace, to the massive illegal funding scandals, to the massive loss of of the citizenry's personal data etc.etc.etc and on an on.

    To the abolition of the 10p tax rate (that was well thought out then) that would hurt the majority of his electorate,

    My God, I struggle to find a worse, less electable party in my entire life (21 nearly - I wish)

    Boris is ok as long as he is managed.