Well, the Tories did win, well done.
The rest of your little list is mostly fiction or wishful thinking.
What deadlock?
He didn't honour the advisory referendum, PMTM and Parliament did.
He didn't procure or distribute vaccines, he just happened to be PM while the grownups did. And his astonishing dithering about lockdown killed tens of thousands.
The COVID support package was No. 11.
He's annoying plenty of people, which the intellectual pygmies think is a good thing.
He's astonishingly unfit for Office.
But apart from that, great looking list.