Boris - The Prime Minister

[Brotherton Lad]

I was hoping he was at least getting some commission out of it, as he's got fcuk all else.

He got a bite.

 

[Wightsparker]

Report to stores for a new sense of humour, yours appears to find any old sh1t hilarious

New sense of humour? Are you having a giraffe? We've only got one left and that's reserved for an emergency.

 

[Themanwho]

He got a bite.

Who from?
Edit: Arrrrgh! From whom, I should have said. That's me drummed out of the Waffen Biblioteksverbanden....

 

[Joe_Private]

He got a bite.

Saying that something that isn't funny isn't funny isn't biting, it's simply reasonable comment.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Unpossible - Boris is the Christmas Ogre, how can he be OK to work for? Ther are so many highly informed Arrsers who have told us so

I think he's awesome.
And most certainly hasn't been sacked for lying.
Most definitely not twice.
And he's a great and faithful husband and father to his children.

 

[Joe_Private]

I think he's awesome.
And most certainly hasn't been sacked for lying.
Most definitely not twice.
And he's a great and faithful husband and father to his children.

And yet despite all this, and with all of this known, the party elected him as their leader, and the public put him back into No10 with a sizeable majority.

Sorry if this upsets you.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

And yet despite all this, and with all of this known, the party elected him as their leader, and the public put him back into No10 with a sizeable majority.

Sorry if this upsets you.

Its not me that's upset by the facts.

 

[Daz]

Its me that's upset by reality.

 

[Wightsparker]

Its not me that's upset by the facts.

Engage panto mode:

Oh yes it is!

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Epic.

 

[Daz]

Epic.

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I only quoted to pull your leg

 

[Moderator]

Epic.

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Call it a round 80 now but do keep it to the SpotY Thread. Don't drag every thread down to your level, there’s a good chap.

 

[Teeblerone]

There is a secret plan to breed large numbers of giant hamsters and install treadmill factories at former power station sites.

Will they be motivated by a corresponding

?

 

[Electromagnetic]

If the Tories don't end this obscene squandering of our money, they'll pay a very heavy price, writes DOUGLAS MURRAY​

By DOUGLAS MURRAY FOR THE DAILY MAIL

PUBLISHED: 00:14 GMT, 24 November 2020 | UPDATED: 00:17 GMT, 24 November 2020

Tories need to end this obscene squandering of our money

 

[Graculus]

If the Tories don't end this obscene squandering of our money, they'll pay a very heavy price, writes DOUGLAS MURRAY​

By DOUGLAS MURRAY FOR THE DAILY MAIL

PUBLISHED: 00:14 GMT, 24 November 2020 | UPDATED: 00:17 GMT, 24 November 2020

Tories need to end this obscene squandering of our money

I'll file this under "Things I thought would never happen" in that I'm agreeing with the fecker...I'm feeling giddy, anyone got a box of salts?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

I only quoted to pull your leg

I know

 

[Graculus]

Meanwhile....

Eurotunnel queues cause chaos for drivers on the M20 near Folkestone - updates

 

[Trackpen]

Me

Eurotunnel queues cause chaos for drivers on the M20 near Folkestone - updates

Meanwhile, at the French end ...

Brexit : Eurotunnel lance l’Eurotunnel Border Pass - FranceRoutes

Site d'actualité destiné aux chauffeurs routiers, artisans et passionnés du camion

www.franceroutes.fr

It’s in French, but for those unversed in la langue de Molière, it basically states that a new border-pass system was initiated in France today, aimed at cutting border controls and delays for, in this case, freight vehicles using the tunnel from France to the UK post Brexit.

ETA: I would be very surprised if the same, or similar, system won’t be used in the opposite direction.
ETFA: And ditto for the ferries in both directions.

 

[Wightsparker]

Will they be motivated by a corresponding
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?

OMG! Is that Kitten Kong?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Meanwhile....

Eurotunnel queues cause chaos for drivers on the M20 near Folkestone - updates

Fake news.

Unpossible.

Sunlit uplands, easiest trade deals ever, oven ready, I'm not an adulterer...