Boris - The Prime Minister

First thoughts on PMBoris, will he make a difference?


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"violence as a core political tactic"

I'm not sure he'd like the result.

I do like people who call for 'class war'. Its a great way of identifying the hard of thinking.

Lets look at what they want. First off, to achieve a state of physical violence and class war you need to reach a state of lawlessness. Once in that place its those whom are better armed who win. Most of the guns in this country are owned by white males born, in the 1960-1970's, and generally are in roles traditionally considered to not be lefty orientated. Tell a farmer or gamekeeper that you've "come to size his land, for the good of the people!", land which he has spent most of his adult life looking after, and you're likely to have a face full of shotgun in short order. Equally, the Richer elements can simply just hire in blokes with guns.

Against that, we have what, Tarquinn with his placard? I doubt we'd see McDonnell charging a machine gun nest armed with broom handle with a knife lashed to it.
I have often wondered what the average squaddie would do if a revolution were to break out in the UK. Would they obey their officers and order who would presumably order them to defend the Sovereign and her Government, and thus to help put down the putsch, or would they side with the revolutionaries?

Same with the police. Who's side would they really be on?

They are serious questions by the way. Would they shoot at people who were wanting to rid the country of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie, or would they empathise with them and even side with them?
 
Nuking Paris and Berlin before taking the Channel Ports would seem to be an appropriate start.

Not feeling a huge need for dodgy dossier's, I feel the Eurovision Song Contest provides sufficient justification for liberating europe from its current evil dictators

Just to satisfy centuries of tradition we need a pre-emptive strike on the French Navy first though. We need to make sure it doesn't fall in to Merkel's hands.
When do we do Israel and Australia?
 
Good luck with that, I suspect that there's plans in place now to bring a swift resolution to those sorts of attacks at most major airports now.
Let's hope so. I don't think any of those protesters wanted to risk a life sentence just to make a political point.
 

Brotherton Lad

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I have often wondered what the average squaddie would do if a revolution were to break out in the UK. Would they obey their officers and order who would presumably order them to defend the Sovereign and her Government, and thus to help put down the putsch, or would they side with the revolutionaries?

Same with the police. Who's side would they really be on?

They are serious questions by the way. Would they shoot at people who were wanting to rid the country of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie, or would they empathise with them and even side with them?
Blimey.
 
Better idea. Why don't Corybn, McDonnell, Milne and all their hard left commie chums
**** off somewhere else and prove how much of a success their brand of socialism is first.
Obviously the locals will be overjoyed and welcome them with open arms...
 

BuggerAll

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I have often wondered what the average squaddie would do if a revolution were to break out in the UK. Would they obey their officers and order who would presumably order them to defend the Sovereign and her Government, and thus to help put down the putsch, or would they side with the revolutionaries?

Same with the police. Who's side would they really be on?

They are serious questions by the way. Would they shoot at people who were wanting to rid the country of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie, or would they empathise with them and even side with them?
Good question. One that’s playing out in Hong Kong at the moment. The Hong Kong police are a normal civilian police force not an army of occupation. The majority of them probably agree with the protesters they are facing.

With regard to the UK it’s not just what the officers may want or what soldiers are prepared to do but also what the Sergeants Mess makes of it all.
 
They are serious questions by the way. Would they shoot at people who were wanting to rid the country of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie, or would they empathise with them and even side with them?
What makes you think that Milne et al want to "rid the country of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie"? What they want is to take power for themselves, " ridding the country of the aristocracy ..." is simply the language that these people need to use to convince the proles to clear their way.
 
I'd like to see McDonnel charging a machine gun nest. It would be good if he was supported by his front bench colleagues. It would need to be heavy caliber MGs incase some of the more cowardly chargers tried to hide behind Abbott or Colonel Lady Nuggee.
With Dianne Abbot providing the heavy armour support - note to local commander - indent for MANY armour-piercing harpoons.
 
I have often wondered what the average squaddie would do if a revolution were to break out in the UK. Would they obey their officers and order who would presumably order them to defend the Sovereign and her Government, and thus to help put down the putsch, or would they side with the revolutionaries?

Same with the police. Who's side would they really be on?

They are serious questions by the way. Would they shoot at people who were wanting to rid the country of the aristocracy and the bourgeoisie, or would they empathise with them and even side with them?
How do you know what sort of revolt it will be, could be extreme right wing as much as a bunch of Trots given the present volatile political balance? If/when Brexit is derailed the population outside London (plus the odd pockets in University towns) may decide to tell the Metro elite establishment 'time is up'. Things are fast moving deanol.
 

Robme

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I agree that we should give the EU what we are legally obliged to but we shouldn't give them a penny as a pay off for the privilege of leaving their club.
The deal was, we get a deal you get the dosh thus no deal no dosh, simples.
 

Robme

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Better idea. Why don't Corybn, McDonnell, Milne and all their hard left commie chums
**** off somewhere else and prove how much of a success their brand of socialism is first.
Obviously the locals will be overjoyed and welcome them with open arms...
But isn't that, what democracy is about, i defend your right to think what you like, but if you so much as even think about a coup i'v got a Challenger Mk2 which will stop you in your tracks.
 

Robme

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Ok i'v come to a decision, this OP is getting a little bit long in the tooth, so how about a little light entertainment?

This is from You Tube, and I play it when I need a bit of inspiration, and light entertainment. In case your wondering, I see myself as the large dude on the horse about mid-way through [2.02] wearing a horned helmet and a 'I going to fook your day right up' look on his face. He is obviously saying 'Ok Chicken Little & the Lillets, my name is Robme and i'm a member of Arrse and i'm going to seriously fook your day right up". If you look to the end you will see an appearance by Bog-o-lock who is putting his arguments to the crowd and his head comes off.

Incidentally, if it were possible to live again in a previous age, this is where I would want to be, enjoy, oh and turn the volume right up +11

 
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The Crown Prosecution Service will receive an extra £85m over the next two years, to help deal with a rise in violent crime.

It comes as Boris Johnson launches a review of sentencing of the most dangerous and prolific offenders.


He said dangerous criminals must be taken off the streets and punishments "fit the crime" if the public was to have confidence in the justice system.

I can help you for the princely sum of F*ck All.

1. Caught carrying a knife - Automatic 10 years up your hoop.

2. Caught carrying a gun - Automatic 20 years up your hoop.

3. Caught USING those weapons - Automatic life.

4. Defense lawyers - You want bail for your scumbag client ? No problem, if he commits any other offence whilst on bail - Guess who is going to the slammer with him ?
 
As far as I am concerned, not having seen him there, he was there spritually
He was there and absolutely enthralling the audience:
 
He was there and absolutely enthralling the audience:
He was there, but not taking part.
 

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