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Chuck Norris (Boris) facts:

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Ok, I'll stop now.

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