Boris sorts out yobs

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by drain_sniffer, Nov 4, 2009.

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  1. Boris = Chuck Norris?
  2. Chuck Norris (Boris) facts:

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

    Ok, I'll stop now.
  3. Am I the only person who thinks this story is little contrived?